Plans for the weekend

[Mich the Tester]

Unfortunately '32' is just the 'in my head' figure.

If you count the rings, it's closer to 48.

Still too f***ing young to be a f***ing grandparent. I'm a f***ing hard drinkin' f***ing motorcycle ridin' f***ing rock'n'roll guitar playin' ......erm.......Test manager

You may have guessd, I'm not looking forward to it that much

Never mind; Test Management is what you do if you've knackered your brains by having a life.

As for grandparenting, maybe you just got started a little earlier than most people in this here nerdy IT business. Which isn't exactly difficult.

[TestMangler]

Congrats anyway Gramps.

You could always celebrate by taking yourself off for a nice Saga minibreak.

Erm.....cheers.......I think.

Two years to go for the SAGA mini break, I think

Anyone remember Fred Wedlock ?????

[TestMangler]

As for grandparenting, maybe you just got started a little earlier than most people in this here nerdy IT business. Which isn't exactly difficult.

No mate, I didn't start early. My child did

[MarillionFan]

Unfortunately '32' is just the 'in my head' figure.

If you count the rings, it's closer to 48.

Still too f***ing young to be a f***ing grandparent. I'm a f***ing hard drinkin' f***ing motorcycle ridin' f***ing rock'n'roll guitar playin' ......erm.......Test manager

You may have guessd, I'm not looking forward to it that much

48. Wow.

I thought you were older, much older.

[TestMangler]

48. Wow.

I thought you were older, much older.

I'm so glad. I was sitting here waiting to give a f**k what your opinion was

[teclo]

Moving down to Milton Keynes to start a new contract there..

[d000hg]

No mate, I didn't start early. My child did

14?

[TestMangler]

14?

No, 18.

[MarillionFan]

No, 18.

Mmmm. Bad parenting hey. Do you live on a scheme?

[TestMangler]

Mmmm. Bad parenting hey. Do you live on a scheme?

Assuming you let your kids out of the cellar to go to school, wait until you see the tulipe they'll get taught when they get to 11/12 at school these days. Condoms, lube, chlymidia....in science classes.

My daughter was into her first year at Uni and she f**ked up.

Still, you can laugh until it happens to yours.