Katie Price reckons she's a chav

[Bumfluff]

Jordon is a minger I wouldn't, when she was supposed to be in her prime and in the lads mags I can never remeber seeing her in them much and if I did it would put me off , there was guy who did get it on with her and he said all he could remeber is the sound of the fluid splashing around in her implants while he did her. Give me lucy Pinder any day of the week

[Mich the Tester]

I thought she was 5 foot 1.



I don't carry a parachute around with me....

you have an umbrella, and she has a cushioned landing system

[TimberWolf]

you have an umbrella, and she has a cushioned landing system

You saying Jordan has got a fat arse?

[Wodewick]

you have an umbrella, and she has a cushioned landing system fanny like a wizards sleeve

ftfy

[Mich the Tester]

You saying Jordan has got a fat arse?

Oh bloody hell TW, you've gone all CUK.

[alreadypacked]

Of course! However CM says if I can entice Monica Bellucci back to our place she'll let me have 3 in a bed

Spoken like a woman who knows it's never going to happen

[Churchill]

Spoken like a woman who knows it's never going to happen

Really? Oh well

[Mich the Tester]

Really? Oh well

Be very careful mate, because if I can entice Monica B into the bedroom, your good lady might just want to join in while you drown your sorrows in the pub.

[Churchill]

Be very careful mate, because if I can entice Monica B into the bedroom, your good lady might just want to join in while you drown your sorrows in the pub.

You're not big enough, mate.

[Zoiderman]

What, after a night with you?



Her voice is awful, she's a bit like a robot, I think. If your idea of filth is a droning voice and glassy eyed indifference - then yeah, I reckon she'd be proper filth.

I think there's some confusion here as to what was suggested; I really wouldn't intend on spending the evening staring into her eyes discussing Goethe's work, I would be far more interested in playing hide the sausage in as many places, and locations, as I could.