Katie Price reckons she's a chav

[Arturo Bassick]

Okay, has anyone here not had Katie Price?

Had a bird called Jordan once. Looked incredibly like Price but with bigger hooters.

[Spacecadet]

This pic of Jordan leaves nothing to the imagination!

[MaryPoppins]

I reckon she'll end up looking like Pete Burns mind

What, after a night with you?



Her voice is awful, she's a bit like a robot, I think. If your idea of filth is a droning voice and glassy eyed indifference - then yeah, I reckon she'd be proper filth.

[Mich the Tester]

Her voice is awful, she's a bit like a robot, I think. If your idea of filth is a droning voice and glassy eyed indifference - then yeah, I reckon she'd be proper filth.

Sounds like you're getting competitive there.

[MaryPoppins]

Sounds like you're getting competitive there.

Hardly! The only thing we have in common is, er, we're the same height.

[Spacecadet]

Sounds like you're getting competitive there.

MP does know that a spoonful of sugar makes anything worth swallowing

[TimberWolf]

Hardly! The only thing we have in common is, er, we're the same height.

It's 'hard' to believe she's only 5 foot 5. A veritable midget

[Mich the Tester]

Hardly! The only thing we have in common is, er, we're the same height.

Another one; you both carry a means of softening the fall if you jump out of aeroplanes.

[TimberWolf]

Another one; you both carry a means of softening the fall if you jump out of aeroplanes.

Where does Katie Price hide her umbrella?

[MaryPoppins]

It's 'hard' to believe she's only 5 foot 5. A veritable midget

I thought she was 5 foot 1.

Another one; you both carry a means of softening the fall if you jump out of aeroplanes.

I don't carry a parachute around with me....