Katie Price reckons she's a chav

[Zoiderman]

I refer the right honourable gentlemen to the comment I made some moments ago.



Argahhhhhhh!

Thanks for that, I think I just yacked up some porridge from breakfast. Right on the money though, I believe...

[Mich the Tester]

I refer the right honourable gentlemen to the comment I made some moments ago.



Argahhhhhhh!

Does it have an injection moulding scar on the back with 'Made in Taiwan' written just underneath?

[TimberWolf]

'My wife' read an article about her, as a role model for modern busines women, saying if you can ignore what she did, and look at it logically, she is very, very good at promoting and selling her brand and was in no way stupid, far from it, and that she'd shame many a business.

Not my bag, if I am being honest, but I wouldn't pass up the offer of a night of unadulterated filth with her.

I reckon she'll end up looking like Pete Burns mind

You spin me right round, baby
right round like a record, baby
Right round round round
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round round round

[Mich the Tester]

You spin me right round, baby
right round like a record, baby
Right round round round
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round round round

Wrong thread

[TimberWolf]

You may have to branch the search out a little.

Saw a picture of her winking with an almost completely swallowed large object in the back seat of a car (moderate search turned off). Fake?

[Zoiderman]

Saw a picture of her winking with an almost completely swallowed large object in the back seat of a car (moderate search turned off). Fake?

I'll have a check myself later.....

Now, where's that iPad, I am due a 'break'...

[Mich the Tester]

What is the density of silicon tits? Are they just as heavy, heavier or lighter than equally sized genuine articles, assuming genuine article is not filled with milk?

[gingerjedi]

How do you work that out? Because I'm not seduced by an image? A marketing fragment?

Spoken like a man who knows his misses sees what he types.

She's not my type either as I'm a sultry brunette man but a dirty blonde vamp every now and again could be accommodated.

The thought of Peter Andre having a go may put me off just a little.

[Zoiderman]

What is the density of silicon tits? Are they just as heavy, heavier or lighter than equally sized genuine articles, assuming genuine article is not filled with milk?

About the same, although they don't move the same, which feels weird

[gingerjedi]

About the same, although they don't move the same, which feels weird

That's a good thing past 35 Shirley?