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aussielong replied

14 October 2011, 10:47
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

I refer the right honourable gentlemen to the comment I made some moments ago.

Argahhhhhhh!

Raquel Welsch has been hitting the tiles a bit.

Last edited by aussielong; 14 October 2011, 10:53.
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Churchill replied

14 October 2011, 08:52
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

She's good though

I'll bow to your superior knowledge on that one, she's not my type. I like 'em awake.
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MaryPoppins replied

14 October 2011, 08:50
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

So has MF and his wife says he's crap!

She's good though
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Churchill replied

14 October 2011, 08:48
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Cos she's got big boobies?

So has MF and his wife says he's crap!
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d000hg replied

14 October 2011, 08:48
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Why? What makes you think she's any better at it than any other woman?

Practice and the fact she visits a gym.
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MaryPoppins replied

14 October 2011, 08:47
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Why? What makes you think she's any better at it than any other woman?

Cos she's got big boobies?
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MaryPoppins replied

14 October 2011, 08:46
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

There are some women on here too.

I took that as read, too
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TimberWolf replied

14 October 2011, 08:36
Originally posted by Zoiderman View Post

I took that as read

There are some women on here too.
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Zoiderman replied

14 October 2011, 08:29
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

And don't forget the part about never wanting to see her again afterwards.

I took that as read
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TimberWolf replied

14 October 2011, 08:27
Originally posted by Zoiderman View Post

I think there's some confusion here as to what was suggested; I really wouldn't intend on spending the evening staring into her eyes discussing Goethe's work, I would be far more interested in playing hide the sausage in as many places, and locations, as I could.

And don't forget the part about never wanting to see her again afterwards.
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Zoiderman replied

14 October 2011, 08:23
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Why? What makes you think she's any better at it than any other woman?

I didn't suggest she was, but I am more than willing to find out...
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Churchill replied

14 October 2011, 08:21
Originally posted by Zoiderman View Post

I think there's some confusion here as to what was suggested; I really wouldn't intend on spending the evening staring into her eyes discussing Goethe's work, I would be far more interested in playing hide the sausage in as many places, and locations, as I could.

Why? What makes you think she's any better at it than any other woman?
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Zoiderman replied

14 October 2011, 08:18
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

What, after a night with you?

Her voice is awful, she's a bit like a robot, I think. If your idea of filth is a droning voice and glassy eyed indifference - then yeah, I reckon she'd be proper filth.

I think there's some confusion here as to what was suggested; I really wouldn't intend on spending the evening staring into her eyes discussing Goethe's work, I would be far more interested in playing hide the sausage in as many places, and locations, as I could.
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Churchill replied

14 October 2011, 08:11
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Be very careful mate, because if I can entice Monica B into the bedroom, your good lady might just want to join in while you drown your sorrows in the pub.

You're not big enough, mate.
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Mich the Tester replied

14 October 2011, 08:08
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Really? Oh well

Be very careful mate, because if I can entice Monica B into the bedroom, your good lady might just want to join in while you drown your sorrows in the pub.
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