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Sports I don't really like but shall be watching at the Olympics

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    #11
    Two heads are better than one. Chernobyl's paralympic synchronised swimming team.

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      #12
      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
      Did you really have to eat kippers for breakfast?
      I was thinking "you ARE going to reciprocate, right?"
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #13
        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        I was thinking "you ARE going to reciprocate, right?"


        How about;

        pffflflflflflfllflf...bubblebubble...pffflflflflfl fl...ah ah ooooh!
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #14
          How about: I thought I would get a private room for a water birth!
          Just saying like.

          where there's chaos, there's cash !

          I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!

          Lowering the tone since 1963

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            #15


            Very good girls . . . . and gargle . . . . and . . . spit!
            The vegetarian option.

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              #16
              Originally posted by wobbegong View Post


              Very good girls . . . . and gargle . . . . and . . . spit!
              Ukrainian pronstars overdo it at Squirtfest 2011.
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #17
                Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
                Recent research confirms the long standing statistic that one in four babies born in a birthing pool look like Freddie Mercury.
                The vegetarian option.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post
                  Ukrainian synchronized water births give rise to babies with unnaturally massive heads.
                  Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                    #19
                    This reminds me HIGNFY is back Friday.
                    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                      #20
                      Baked beans were banned from the Olympic village that afternoon.

                      One relieved lass quipped: "At least they weren't beans and sausages."
                      Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
                      Feist - I Feel It All
                      Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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