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PAH replied

11 October 2011, 15:36
Baked beans were banned from the Olympic village that afternoon.

One relieved lass quipped: "At least they weren't beans and sausages."
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gingerjedi replied

11 October 2011, 15:31
This reminds me HIGNFY is back Friday.
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gingerjedi replied

11 October 2011, 15:31
Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post

Ukrainian synchronized water births give rise to babies with unnaturally massive heads.
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wobbegong replied

11 October 2011, 15:29
Originally posted by wobbegong View Post

Recent research confirms the long standing statistic that one in four babies born in a birthing pool look like Freddie Mercury.
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Mich the Tester replied

11 October 2011, 15:13
Originally posted by wobbegong View Post

Very good girls . . . . and gargle . . . . and . . . spit!

Ukrainian pronstars overdo it at Squirtfest 2011.
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wobbegong replied

11 October 2011, 15:03
Very good girls . . . . and gargle . . . . and . . . spit!
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Arturo Bassick replied

11 October 2011, 14:54
How about: I thought I would get a private room for a water birth!
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Mich the Tester replied

11 October 2011, 14:21
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

I was thinking "you ARE going to reciprocate, right?"

How about;

pffflflflflflfllflf...bubblebubble...pffflflflflfl fl...ah ah ooooh!
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d000hg replied

11 October 2011, 14:18
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Did you really have to eat kippers for breakfast?

I was thinking "you ARE going to reciprocate, right?"
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TimberWolf replied

11 October 2011, 14:09
Two heads are better than one. Chernobyl's paralympic synchronised swimming team.
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Mich the Tester replied

11 October 2011, 13:06
Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post

Caption competition

Did you really have to eat kippers for breakfast?
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d000hg replied

11 October 2011, 12:56
Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post

That's got caption competition written all over it.
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teclo replied

11 October 2011, 11:58
I missed out on getting a ticket for the Athletics final , but I did however luck out and get one for the womens Beach Volley ball and the Gymnastics
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Incognito replied

11 October 2011, 11:42
TW, that wrestling hold is called the 'bowling ball'
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TimberWolf replied

11 October 2011, 11:40
Originally posted by Incognito View Post

Wrestling
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