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    #31
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Isn't 'tetchy' what you get when you need to scratch your balls?
    Nah. It's what you get when you need to scratch them but you're not allowed.
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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      #32
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      Nah. It's what you get when you need to scratch them but you're not allowed.
      So what's it called if someone else does it for you? Scratch and sniff???
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #33
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        So what's it called if someone else does it for you? Scratch and sniff???
        Does scratching necessitate sniffing, in your world?
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #34
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
          Does scratching necessitate sniffing, in your world?
          Oh come on! Of course. Do you not sniff things?
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #35
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Oh come on! Of course. Do you not sniff things?
            Admin was sniffing packets earlier by the sound of it, before he got techy.

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              #36
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Oh come on! Of course. Do you not sniff things?
              Oh yes, plenty. Food, mainly. Always sniffing food. And bits of my little boy, at various times. And stuff I've just washed.

              But not men's balls.


              Not as regularly as I'd like, anyway.
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #37
                Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                Admin was sniffing packets earlier by the sound of it, before he got techy.
                Churchil was allegedly sniffing butts earlier on today before he got told off.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                  What's the sea temperature like?
                  Bearable, once you're used to it's not a problem.
                  "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by cojak View Post
                    I'll be there next week
                    Bring a hat, sun is rather intense at the minute.
                    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by AtW View Post
                      Churchil was allegedly sniffing butts earlier on today before he got told off.
                      I think you'll find that was own.

                      His head is stuck up there.
                      What happens in General, stays in General.
                      You know what they say about assumptions!

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