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Weird, very weird
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Previously on "Hello, have you all died?"
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I think you'll find that was own.Originally posted by AtW View PostChurchil was allegedly sniffing butts earlier on today before he got told off.
His head is stuck up there.
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Bring a hat, sun is rather intense at the minute.Originally posted by cojak View PostI'll be there next week
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Bearable, once you're used to it's not a problem.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostWhat's the sea temperature like?
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Oh yes, plenty. Food, mainly. Always sniffing food. And bits of my little boy, at various times. And stuff I've just washed.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostOh come on! Of course. Do you not sniff things?
But not men's balls.
Not as regularly as I'd like, anyway.
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Admin was sniffing packets earlier by the sound of it, before he got techy.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostOh come on! Of course. Do you not sniff things?
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Oh come on! Of course. Do you not sniff things?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostDoes scratching necessitate sniffing, in your world?
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Does scratching necessitate sniffing, in your world?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostSo what's it called if someone else does it for you? Scratch and sniff???
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So what's it called if someone else does it for you? Scratch and sniff???Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostNah. It's what you get when you need to scratch them but you're not allowed.
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Nah. It's what you get when you need to scratch them but you're not allowed.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostIsn't 'tetchy' what you get when you need to scratch your balls?
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Isn't 'tetchy' what you get when you need to scratch your balls?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI assumed he meant 'tetchy' but perhaps he did mean 'technical'
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I assumed he meant 'tetchy' but perhaps he did mean 'technical'Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostIs that pronounced chee, or key? i.e. techey or tecky?
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Is that pronounced chee, or key? i.e. techey or tecky?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postooooooohh
you're a bit techy arn't you
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