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Hello, have you all died?
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Nah. It's what you get when you need to scratch them but you're not allowed.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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So what's it called if someone else does it for you? Scratch and sniff???Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostNah. It's what you get when you need to scratch them but you're not allowed.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Does scratching necessitate sniffing, in your world?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostSo what's it called if someone else does it for you? Scratch and sniff???Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Oh come on! Of course. Do you not sniff things?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostDoes scratching necessitate sniffing, in your world?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Admin was sniffing packets earlier by the sound of it, before he got techy.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostOh come on! Of course. Do you not sniff things?Comment
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Oh yes, plenty. Food, mainly. Always sniffing food. And bits of my little boy, at various times. And stuff I've just washed.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostOh come on! Of course. Do you not sniff things?
But not men's balls.
Not as regularly as I'd like, anyway.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Churchil was allegedly sniffing butts earlier on today before he got told off.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostAdmin was sniffing packets earlier by the sound of it, before he got techy.Comment
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Bearable, once you're used to it's not a problem.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostWhat's the sea temperature like?"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Bring a hat, sun is rather intense at the minute.Originally posted by cojak View PostI'll be there next week
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I think you'll find that was own.Originally posted by AtW View PostChurchil was allegedly sniffing butts earlier on today before he got told off.
His head is stuck up there.
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