Originally posted by janey
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Is Janey sasguru?
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Well Janey, according to the guys, we're compatible. How about it? I can fit you in on Thursdays when my gf has evening class.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguruWell Janey, according to the guys, we're compatible. How about it? I can fit you in on Thursdays when my gf has evening class.
hmmm thursdays I have a headache, sorry"Well behaved women rarely make history"
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Janey is definately a girl she couldn't work out why she was always first in the logged on users list not so long ago therefore sasguru is a girl.Originally posted by sasguruWell I kept warning you that Janey was a bloke, but you wouldn't listen. Or perhaps I'm a bird? It all gets so confusing sometimes?
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I knew that would come back to haunt me!Originally posted by privateeyeJaney is definately a girl she couldn't work out why she was always first in the logged on users list not so long ago therefore sasguru is a girl.
I tried to keep really quiet so you'd all forget about ... thanks privateeye!
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Just don't tell sasguru that "when she was a man" as she was never a man anyway.Originally posted by privateeyeJaney is definately a girl she couldn't work out why she was always first in the logged on users list not so long ago therefore sasguru is a girl.I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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Hope your sense of logic is better when you're coding.Originally posted by privateeyeJaney is definately a girl she couldn't work out why she was always first in the logged on users list not so long ago therefore sasguru is a girl.Hard Brexit now!
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I know what's going on Francko. You just had a cigarette and feel really inadequate and weak. Hence questioning my masculinity. That's OK.Originally posted by FranckoJust don't tell sasguru that "when she was a man" as she was never a man anyway.Hard Brexit now!
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Nah, I can make up for that as long as I can handle 25 kg weights on biceps per arm pull-ups.Originally posted by sasguruI know what's going on Francko. You just had a cigarette and feel really inadequate and weak. Hence questioning my masculinity. That's OK.I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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25kg? Is that all? No wonder you're projecting your femininity onto strangers.Originally posted by FranckoNah, I can make up for that as long as I can handle 25 kg weights on biceps per arm pull-ups.
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25kg per arm or 50kg for the long one. Sure you could do more. But not on earth, you need some planet with no gravity though.Originally posted by sasguru25kg? Is that all? No wonder you're projecting your femininity onto strangers.

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