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janey replied

21 April 2006, 16:33
Originally posted by Francko

I couldn't find the girly version. Would this one look reasonable?

or perhaps
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Francko replied

21 April 2006, 16:32
Originally posted by janey

nah is just for you boys!

I couldn't find the girly version. Would this one look reasonable?
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janey replied

21 April 2006, 16:30
Originally posted by Francko

Nah, because that makes you a lesbian.

nah is just for you boys!
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Francko replied

21 April 2006, 16:28
Originally posted by janey

would it make your day (and let me off the hook) if I said I'd tried it and decided it wasn't for me?

Nah, because that makes you a lesbian.
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janey replied

21 April 2006, 16:19
Originally posted by Francko

Oh well, if there is any reincarnation I wish I could be one.

By the way, Janey, how can you claim not to be lesbian? How can you prove it?

would it make your day (and let me off the hook) if I said I'd tried it and decided it wasn't for me?
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Francko replied

21 April 2006, 16:18
Originally posted by janey

oh and I'm not an italian horse either!

Oh well, if there is any reincarnation I wish I could be one.

By the way, Janey, how can you claim not to be lesbian? How can you prove it?
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janey replied

21 April 2006, 16:16
oh and I'm not an italian horse either!
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janey replied

21 April 2006, 16:16
Originally posted by sasguru

Actaully I've worked it all out.

I am Zeitghost. The two lesbians trapped in my body are Spartacus and Sasguru. And our "special" friend is Janey.

It all makes sense now.

RIGHT!

I am not an ex-chain-smoking statistician (yawn), a giant green lizard, a guy who everyone claims to be nor am I a lesbian (sorry to disappoint you!! )
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Francko replied

21 April 2006, 15:52
Originally posted by sasguru

While I'm in the pub I will smoke no cigarettes and drink more beer than Francko could handle. Tomorrow I'll lift 100 kg on each arm.

That's if they don't have to recover you in the hospital for your liver conditions.

Anyway, what's the point of all? We are all doomed. There is no pension, the politicians are crook, there is going to be a house price crash and our jobs are taken away by billions of eastern europeans.
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sasguru replied

21 April 2006, 15:48
And with my last post on what has been one of the silliest threads recently, although it helped kill a boring Friday afternoon, I'm off to to the pub.

While I'm in the pub I will smoke no cigarettes and drink more beer than Francko could handle. Tomorrow I'll lift 100 kg on each arm.

So take that Francko, you gay smoker, you.
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Francko replied

21 April 2006, 15:45
Originally posted by sasguru

Actaully I've worked it all out.

I am Zeitghost. The two lesbians trapped in my body are Spartacus and Sasguru. And our "special" friend is Janey.

It all makes sense now.

Can you people accept yourselves for what you are? And if you don't accept yourselves, can you at least lend yourselves a few quid?
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sasguru replied

21 April 2006, 15:43
Actaully I've worked it all out.

I am Zeitghost. The two lesbians trapped in my body are Spartacus and Sasguru. And our "special" friend is Janey.

It all makes sense now.
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sasguru replied

21 April 2006, 15:41
Originally posted by zeitghost

P.S.

I'm Janey, Sasguru and Spartacus.

Do you want to see our whotsits?

Now Now ZG. Contrary to popular belief you are not what you eat
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Francko replied

21 April 2006, 15:30
Originally posted by Jakes Daddy

and my view is that a bum has only one purpose and its not for putting things in !!

Argg, xoggoth would ban you from this planet for saying that.

So are you trying to say that if you have an al sex with a woman you can be considered gay?
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Francko replied

21 April 2006, 15:28
Originally posted by sasguru

How many?

I am taken already, sorry, Janey.
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