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Is Janey sasguru?

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    #21
    Originally posted by Francko
    25kg per arm or 50kg for the long one. Sure you could do more. But not on earth, you need some planet with no gravity though.
    Actually I was joking. I don't need to go to the gym to prove my masculinity.
    Are you sure you're not gay?
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #22
      Originally posted by sasguru
      Actually I was joking. I don't need to go to the gym to prove my masculinity.
      Are you sure you're not gay?
      I don't know. How can I check? I am sure I like women as I have been with many and I always enjoyed that.

      That's actually a rather good point as the only way to be sure not to be gay is to have sex with a man. But at that point you achieve the label of gay has having had sex with another man. Therefore your point is excellent. It's impossibile to prove you are not gay. You're da man sas, ops sorry I meant you're da lady janey.
      I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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        #23
        Originally posted by Francko
        I don't know. How can I check? I am sure I like women as I have been with many and I always enjoyed that.

        That's actually a rather good point as the only way to be sure not to be gay is to have sex with a man. But at that point you achieve the label of gay has having had sex with another man. Therefore your point is excellent. It's impossibile to prove you are not gay. You're da man sas, ops sorry I meant you're da lady.
        Yes. I'm actually two lesbians trapped in a man's body. That's the only reason my gf stays with me. She's lesbian too.
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #24
          Originally posted by Francko
          That's actually a rather good point as the only way to be sure not to be gay is to have sex with a man.
          Erm... I don't think it is.
          Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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            #25
            Originally posted by Xenophon
            Erm... I don't think it is.
            Ah, so you have tried that. Well, don't worry, I'll keep that as a secret, won't say to anyone else.
            I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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              #26
              Originally posted by Francko
              Ah, so you have tried that. Well, don't worry, I'll keep that as a secret, won't say to anyone else.
              We only got as far as rimming...
              Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                #27
                Originally posted by Francko
                I am sure I like women as I have been with many and I always enjoyed that.

                .
                How many?
                Hard Brexit now!
                #prayfornodeal

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Francko
                  I don't know. How can I check? I am sure I like women as I have been with many and I always enjoyed that.

                  That's actually a rather good point as the only way to be sure not to be gay is to have sex with a man. But at that point you achieve the label of gay has having had sex with another man. Therefore your point is excellent. It's impossibile to prove you are not gay. You're da man sas, ops sorry I meant you're da lady janey.
                  The very fact that you are not sure about yourself is probably a good indicator that you are indeed a bender !

                  Me, well, I like birds, and I have a child (which afaik can only be achieved through a hetro relationship), and my view is that a bum has only one purpose and its not for putting things in !!

                  Dont knock it till you've tried it ?? Balls to that. Playing on the motorway is not a good idea and not something I like - I've not tried it and I'm not about to, but we all know it can only end in trouble.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by sasguru
                    How many?
                    I am taken already, sorry, Janey.
                    I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Jakes Daddy
                      and my view is that a bum has only one purpose and its not for putting things in !!
                      Argg, xoggoth would ban you from this planet for saying that.

                      So are you trying to say that if you have an al sex with a woman you can be considered gay?
                      I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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