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Poppa-Stoppas??“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain” -
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Get orff with you. Show us a link.Originally posted by zeitghostWatched a TV programme about it last year.
One of the sufferers had only muff dived his wife and no one else.

Some middle aged fella in a darkened room, coughing as he speaks gruffly to the camera 'yeah it started off small, you know bit of lube up so she'd give me a shiner. cough. Then it got worse. She wanted it every night, then every morning. Purr hurr cough cough. Then when she got in from work without a shower. Cough cough hack hack. The only way (wheeze) was to smoke 40 a day to get rid of the taste (hack). Now look at me, fanny cancer, cough cough.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Passive muffing
Yeah, I got cancer from Passive muff diving
know what I mean ? I was just doing me job, yeah, IT Contractor , 2,00 quid a week.
Never muffed anyone meself, never fancied it. But there blokes in the office sat there all day puffing away about muffing.
You could smell it, know whatimean ? disgaarsting.
It would be on yer clothes when you went home. muff smell. disgaarsting.
govinment should ban it. No muffing in the workplace
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MF told me that he used to think that Muffin the Mule was a sex offence!Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostYeah, I got cancer from Passive muff diving
know what I mean ? I was just doing me job, yeah, IT Contractor , 2,00 quid a week.
Never muffed anyone meself, never fancied it. But there blokes in the office sat there all day puffing away about muffing.
You could smell it, know whatimean ? disgaarsting.
It would be on yer clothes when you went home. muff smell. disgaarsting.
govinment should ban it. No muffing in the workplace

“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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He was about 33.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostGet orff with you. Show us a link.

And if you'd seen what the radio therapy had done to him, I don't think you'd find it quite so funny.Comment
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Chris Moyles?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostHe was about 33.
And if you'd seen what the radio therapy had done to him, I don't think you'd find it quite so funny.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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