Reply to: Oh Tulipe!

[MarillionFan]

He was about 33.

And if you'd seen what the radio therapy had done to him, I don't think you'd find it quite so funny.

Chris Moyles?

[zeitghost]

Get orff with you. Show us a link.

He was about 33.

And if you'd seen what the radio therapy had done to him, I don't think you'd find it quite so funny.

[shaunbhoy]

Yeah, I got cancer from Passive muff diving

know what I mean ? I was just doing me job, yeah, IT Contractor , 2,00 quid a week.
Never muffed anyone meself, never fancied it. But there blokes in the office sat there all day puffing away about muffing.
You could smell it, know whatimean ? disgaarsting.

It would be on yer clothes when you went home. muff smell. disgaarsting.

govinment should ban it. No muffing in the workplace

MF told me that he used to think that Muffin the Mule was a sex offence!

[EternalOptimist]

Passive muffing

Yeah, I got cancer from Passive muff diving

know what I mean ? I was just doing me job, yeah, IT Contractor , 2,00 quid a week.
Never muffed anyone meself, never fancied it. But there blokes in the office sat there all day puffing away about muffing.
You could smell it, know whatimean ? disgaarsting.

It would be on yer clothes when you went home. muff smell. disgaarsting.

govinment should ban it. No muffing in the workplace

[MarillionFan]

Watched a TV programme about it last year.

One of the sufferers had only muff dived his wife and no one else.

Get orff with you. Show us a link.

Some middle aged fella in a darkened room, coughing as he speaks gruffly to the camera 'yeah it started off small, you know bit of lube up so she'd give me a shiner. cough. Then it got worse. She wanted it every night, then every morning. Purr hurr cough cough. Then when she got in from work without a shower. Cough cough hack hack. The only way (wheeze) was to smoke 40 a day to get rid of the taste (hack). Now look at me, fanny cancer, cough cough.

[xoggoth]

This is worrying too!

Zoophilia and health - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[shaunbhoy]

You can get contraceptives for oral sex... Forget what they're called but it's a bit like a sheet of clingfilm.

Popular with lesbians, apparently.

Poppa-Stoppas??

[MrRobin]

Now I wish I'd found a way of stick a condom to my tongue.

You can get contraceptives for oral sex... Forget what they're called but it's a bit like a sheet of clingfilm.

Popular with lesbians, apparently.

[EternalOptimist]

It certainly seems that muff diving doesn't do chaps any favours.

I use the patches these days, knicker-ettes.
They reduce the craving quite a lot I find. The cheap ones (Kipper lite) are ok, but the expensive ones (una tuna) come with a little blue bag of curly hairs for sticking in your teeth and at the back of your throat

[wim121]

Smoking is good for you. Nice to see an aricle for a change that challenges lies polluting the healh system.

[Churchill]

She got out quicker than your wife.

You're nice, I think I'll keep you as a pet.

[minestrone]

What does that say about his wife...?

She got out quicker than your wife.

[zeitghost]

And here's the thread about the tv prog.

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...0-evening.html

[Zoiderman]

Watched a TV programme about it last year.

One of the sufferers had only muff dived his wife and no one else.

Not been allowed that kind of fun for, well, jesus, i can't remember when....

Might have to take up smoking....

[Churchill]

Watched a TV programme about it last year.

One of the sufferers had only muff dived his wife and no one else.

What does that say about his wife...?