Oh Tulipe!

[zeitghost]

Oral Sex May Cause More Throat Cancer Than Smoking in Men, Researchers Say- Bloomberg

Now I wish I'd found a way of stick a condom to my tongue.

[Cr1spy]

Should be easier to give up than smoking...

[Churchill]

Watched a TV programme about it last year.

One of the sufferers had only muff dived his wife and no one else.

What does that say about his wife...?

[Zoiderman]

Watched a TV programme about it last year.

One of the sufferers had only muff dived his wife and no one else.

Not been allowed that kind of fun for, well, jesus, i can't remember when....

Might have to take up smoking....

[zeitghost]

And here's the thread about the tv prog.

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...0-evening.html

[minestrone]

What does that say about his wife...?

She got out quicker than your wife.

[Churchill]

She got out quicker than your wife.

You're nice, I think I'll keep you as a pet.

[wim121]

Smoking is good for you. Nice to see an aricle for a change that challenges lies polluting the healh system.

[EternalOptimist]

It certainly seems that muff diving doesn't do chaps any favours.

I use the patches these days, knicker-ettes.
They reduce the craving quite a lot I find. The cheap ones (Kipper lite) are ok, but the expensive ones (una tuna) come with a little blue bag of curly hairs for sticking in your teeth and at the back of your throat

[MrRobin]

Now I wish I'd found a way of stick a condom to my tongue.

You can get contraceptives for oral sex... Forget what they're called but it's a bit like a sheet of clingfilm.

Popular with lesbians, apparently.