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    #61
    Oh yes! A full English/truckers salad on yer bonce

    I'm hungry now but must go to bed...
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      #62
      What is the red stuff in between the sausage and the egg?

      Why am I even asking that question?

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        #63
        Originally posted by minestrone View Post
        What is the red stuff in between the sausage and the egg?

        Why am I even asking that question?
        Beans?

        Edit: I don't know why you are asking. Do you have a fried bread fetish?
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          #64
          Originally posted by Zippy View Post
          Beans?

          Edit: I don't know why you are asking. Do you have a fried bread fetish?
          They are beans now you say, they have the look of cranial arse grapes but I am not one for the fried food breakfast.

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            #65
            Originally posted by minestrone View Post
            They are beans now you say, they have the look of cranial arse grapes but I am not one for the fried food breakfast.
            Well that's my weekend treat ruined. Just some toast for me, I think.
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              #66
              Originally posted by Pork Belly
              How about just bacon and eggs?

              How about something like: 3D Perspective Street Drawings
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #67
                Originally posted by Wodewick View Post
                Errrrrr not wanting to get in the way of a bit of - did you read Churchills previous posts and particularly the rather long one........?

                Only asking
                Do you mean Churchill managed to work out the combination of Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V in succession to be able to post a 'rather long one'.

                Just because someone can transcribe the letters placed in front of them by someone else doesn't mean they can read or write.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #68

                  On benefits perchance????
                  Last edited by MarillionFan; 5 October 2011, 22:41.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

                    On benefits perchance????
                    He'd be a good care assistant. Or nursery nurse perhaps.

                    Edit: At least it detracts from the acne.

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                      #70
                      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                      Do you mean Churchill managed to work out the combination of Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V in succession to be able to post a 'rather long one'.

                      Just because someone can transcribe the letters placed in front of them by someone else doesn't mean they can read or write.
                      I merely asked Minestrone whether or not what he had posted about Winston Churchill was a "fact". Knowing how Minestrone likes to regale us all with his many degrees I thought I'd question his knowledge or lack thereof.

                      Oh well.

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