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Originally posted by minestrone View PostI have seen the world's most tatooed man when I was sailing. Went past the boat in a kayack.

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I have seen the world's most tatooed man when I was sailing. Went past the boat in a kayack.
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At least he will be easy to lead to his cell, like a bull.Originally posted by wobbegong View PostCleverly executed, but ridiculous. He's going to spend enough time really looking like that without taking on the look while he's alive.
Also, I can't see it working too well when he smiles; he'll look like the 'Alien', a little mouth full of teeth inside a bigger mouth full of teeth.
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Cleverly executed, but ridiculous. He's going to spend enough time really looking like that without taking on the look while he's alive.Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
On benefits perchance????
Also, I can't see it working too well when he smiles; he'll look like the 'Alien', a little mouth full of teeth inside a bigger mouth full of teeth.
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Nasty. I meant more sensible than getting a permanent tattoo, not more sensible than no tattoo at all.Originally posted by northernladuk View PostI don't agree, the picture below is 3 months after I had a Henna done in Greece, my son had a smaller one which did the same. Never again for me and I would advise anyone else not to as well.

3 months is early days , so you may be okay yet.
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I merely asked Minestrone whether or not what he had posted about Winston Churchill was a "fact". Knowing how Minestrone likes to regale us all with his many degrees I thought I'd question his knowledge or lack thereof.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostDo you mean Churchill managed to work out the combination of Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V in succession to be able to post a 'rather long one'.
Just because someone can transcribe the letters placed in front of them by someone else doesn't mean they can read or write.
Oh well.
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He'd be a good care assistant. Or nursery nurse perhaps.Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
On benefits perchance????
Edit: At least it detracts from the acne.
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Do you mean Churchill managed to work out the combination of Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V in succession to be able to post a 'rather long one'.Originally posted by Wodewick View PostErrrrrr not wanting to get in the way of a bit of
- did you read Churchills previous posts and particularly the rather long one........?
Only asking
Just because someone can transcribe the letters placed in front of them by someone else doesn't mean they can read or write.
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How about something like: 3D Perspective Street DrawingsOriginally posted by Pork BellyHow about just bacon and eggs?

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They are beans now you say, they have the look of cranial arse grapes but I am not one for the fried food breakfast.Originally posted by Zippy View PostBeans?
Edit: I don't know why you are asking. Do you have a fried bread fetish?
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