Which do you value more?

[EternalOptimist]

Big knockers depends on the ratio between the hip, waist and bust measurements

small waist and large breasts = big knockers

Large breasts, even larger waist =

You lot have no clue at all

It may not be art, but I know what I like


mmmmm boobies

[Mich the Tester]

wooah I think you are all getting a bit scientific and geeky about the big knockers stuff

I mean seriously you look at a set and can tell whether they are big, small or not worth the effort!

No, a scientific approach is essential if we are to make the Ultimate Super Killer Application; a system which can build your very own Monica Belucci out of a collection of basic ingredients like amino acids to be bought in jars and poured in the top.

If we can specify it, we may one day be able to build it.

[Mich the Tester]

And while we're on the subject;

[EternalOptimist]

No, a scientific approach is essential if we are to make the Ultimate Super Killer Application; a system which can build your very own Monica Belucci out of a collection of basic ingredients like amino acids to be bought in jars and poured in the top.

If we can specify it, we may one day be able to build it.

What we need is a kit that produces a set of bazongas, then some sort of life support system to cart them around

[Mich the Tester]

What we need is a kit that produces a set of bazongas, then some sort of life support system to cart them around

You should take more care in specifying the life support system otherwise an entrepreneur from Thailand or Brazil might sell you something unexpected.

[original PM]

What we need is a kit that produces a set of bazongas, then some sort of life support system to cart them around

preferably with a volume control.....

[original PM]

and beer fridge...

[doodab]

No, a scientific approach is essential if we are to make the Ultimate Super Killer Application; a system which can build your very own Monica Belucci out of a collection of basic ingredients like amino acids to be bought in jars and poured in the top.

Personally I would prefer to pour my deoxyribonucleic acid down Monica's top.

[Mich the Tester]

Let me just take the opportunity to congratulate everyone on a brilliant example of CUK thread diversion. Good form, chaps.

[Pondlife]

No, a scientific approach is essential if we are to make the Ultimate Super Killer Application; a system which can build your very own Monica Belucci out of a collection of basic ingredients like amino acids to be bought in jars and poured in the top.

If we can specify it, we may one day be able to build it.

If you build it, they will come.