Which do you value more?

[Mich the Tester]

otherwise,

IF knockersize => @handsize
THEN knockersize = 'big'
ELSE knockersize = 'small'

[EternalOptimist]

variable = 'bigknockers'

dim bigknockers as variant
dim leftjug as integer
dim rightjug as integer
dim Jugs as double
dim spacehopper as double entendre

If leftjug > spacehopper and rightjug > spacehopper then
bigknockers = true

If jugs < aHandful exit quickly






blooming testers

[Mich the Tester]

dim bigknockers as variant
dim leftjug as integer
dim rightjug as integer
dim Jugs as double
dim spacehopper as double entendre

If leftjug > spacehopper and rightjug > spacehopper then
bigknockers = true

If jugs < aHandful exit quickly






blooming testers

Wrong variable.

Handsize is the important variable. If you have small hands, then knockers don't have to be very big to be big in your experience. If however you have great shovelsized hands, then the knockers will have to be proportionately bigger to qualify for the status of 'big'.

blooming programmers with their lack of worldly knowledge

Obviously, I haven't yet accounted for the capacity for nestling one's head between the knockers and blowing a fart in the valley of tits, but that's advanced stuff, well beyond the programming limits of a simple tester.

[Arturo Bassick]

<Charlie Chan>Ancient Chinese proverb say "Man who go out with flat chested woman has reason for feeling down".</Charlie Chan>

[EternalOptimist]

Wrong variable.

Handsize is the important variable. If you have small hands, then knockers don't have to be very big to be big in your experience. If however you have great shovelsized hands, then the knockers will have to be proportionately bigger to qualify for the status of 'big'.

blooming programmers with their lack of worldly knowledge

Obviously, I haven't yet accounted for the capacity for nestling one's head between the knockers and blowing a fart in the valley of tits, but that's advanced stuff, well beyond the programming limits of a simple tester.

testers. sheesh.

what about all the people with different sized hands like ,er, jeremy Beadle ?

[Chaffinch]

Oh no. My knees are knocking.

Knowing a piece of trivia - what is this Mensa Test - is neither common sense nor intelligence.

Well, unless you and the sweatie are one in the same...... I wouldnt worry as it was the skirt wearer that said it ......

You take a Mensa test to find out your IQ score. They then decide if you can join their club - it's a little more exclusive than this fish in a barrel tulip fest

[Mich the Tester]

testers. sheesh.

what about all the people with different sized hands like ,er, jeremy Beadle ?

Sales opportunity for cosmetic single breast mastectomies.

[Spacecadet]

Wrong variable.

Handsize is the important variable. If you have small hands, then knockers don't have to be very big to be big in your experience. If however you have great shovelsized hands, then the knockers will have to be proportionately bigger to qualify for the status of 'big'.

blooming programmers with their lack of worldly knowledge

Big knockers depends on the ratio between the hip, waist and bust measurements

small waist and large breasts = big knockers

Large breasts, even larger waist =

You lot have no clue at all

[original PM]

wooah I think you are all getting a bit scientific and geeky about the big knockers stuff

I mean seriously you look at a set and can tell whether they are big, small or not worth the effort!

[Pondlife]

What's with all the focus on the frontend. Proper backend analysis is needed as well IMVHO.