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Churchill replied

5 October 2011, 08:02
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

PVC

Not even real leather?
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TimberWolf replied

5 October 2011, 08:01
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

I like girly-girls, not leather-clad bloke wannabes. She's just not my type.

PVC
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Churchill replied

5 October 2011, 08:00
Originally posted by Wodewick View Post

Carrie-Anne Moss/Trinity is a bloke!!!

Thats odd!

I like girly-girls, not leather-clad bloke wannabes. She's just not my type.
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Wodewick replied

5 October 2011, 07:39
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

You should've gone to specsavers - that's a bloke!

Oh your left... Nope, same answer - it's a bloke!

Carrie-Anne Moss/Trinity is a bloke!!!

Thats odd!
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Churchill replied

5 October 2011, 07:07
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Bloody good. Can I have the bird on the left as well please?

You should've gone to specsavers - that's a bloke!

Oh your left... Nope, same answer - it's a bloke!
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Scrag Meister replied

5 October 2011, 06:59
Damn, I knew I should have been a proper contractor and gone for "Big Knockers". Sorry didn't mean to let the side down.
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shaunbhoy replied

4 October 2011, 16:00
Originally posted by Chaffinch View Post

You really want to bring my children into this daft ****?

Whoooooossssssshhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
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Mich the Tester replied

4 October 2011, 10:29
Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post

I preferred her in this outfit. Is it really see through?

Bloody good. Can I have the bird on the left as well please?
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Arturo Bassick replied

4 October 2011, 10:28
I preferred her in this outfit. Is it really see through?
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doodab replied

4 October 2011, 10:28
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

If you build it, they will come.

You don't really need to build it, they will probably come just by thinking about it.
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Pondlife replied

4 October 2011, 10:27
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

No, a scientific approach is essential if we are to make the Ultimate Super Killer Application; a system which can build your very own Monica Belucci out of a collection of basic ingredients like amino acids to be bought in jars and poured in the top.

If we can specify it, we may one day be able to build it.

If you build it, they will come.
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Mich the Tester replied

4 October 2011, 10:27
Let me just take the opportunity to congratulate everyone on a brilliant example of CUK thread diversion. Good form, chaps.
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doodab replied

4 October 2011, 10:24
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

No, a scientific approach is essential if we are to make the Ultimate Super Killer Application; a system which can build your very own Monica Belucci out of a collection of basic ingredients like amino acids to be bought in jars and poured in the top.

Personally I would prefer to pour my deoxyribonucleic acid down Monica's top.
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original PM replied

4 October 2011, 10:24
and beer fridge...
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original PM replied

4 October 2011, 10:23
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

What we need is a kit that produces a set of bazongas, then some sort of life support system to cart them around

preferably with a volume control.....
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