I did once on a stag weekend. Maybe I'm just a prude, but I found it quite embarassing. It's meant to be a fantasy, but my fantasies involve being allowed to touch, and sitting still whilst another person gets up close and personal reminded me of being at the dentist.
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Been to my first Lapdance Club
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostThat's how it starts. One night you're an honoury bloke/token woman at a lapdance club, next you're gnoshing off strangers in a dogging layby in Wilmslow.
Slippery slope there Jacks.Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostDid they stick 50 quid notes between your norks?"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Originally posted by VectraMan View PostI did once on a stag weekend. Maybe I'm just a prude, but I found it quite embarassing. It's meant to be a fantasy, but my fantasies involve being allowed to touch, and sitting still whilst another person gets up close and personal reminded me of being at the dentist.
BTW. Does anyone have any rash cream???What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWhich is why lapdancing clubs are a waste of time. Better to go to a place where you can choose which lady you want by choosing a number, paying a bar fine and taking them back to the hotel with you. You'll never come to any harm that way.Will work inside IR35. Or for food.Comment
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Originally posted by VectraMan View PostI did once on a stag weekend. Maybe I'm just a prude, but I found it quite embarassing. It's meant to be a fantasy, but my fantasies involve being allowed to touch, and sitting still whilst another person gets up close and personal reminded me of being at the dentist.
I don't complain at the band at my local pub because they are not Muse.Comment
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Got dragged to one once when persuaded to have a leaving get together. Bit like looking at porn in public, you can't do anything so what's the point?bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostNever been to a lapdancing club.
I don't quite see the point.Comment
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Been to a couple but the best one was Angels paradise in Liverpool. It was a £5 in and you got a free dance - every dance from then on was £5.
I think the 'younger' lads prefer the lapdance clubs.
@cojak - did you pay for a dance ?Comment
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I have been trying to link The Bloodhound Gang "A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying" but I cant get one because I am in Germany.
Never mind.Just saying like.
where there's chaos, there's cash !
I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!
Lowering the tone since 1963Comment
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