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Which is why lapdancing clubs are a waste of time. Better to go to a place where you can choose which lady you want by choosing a number, paying a bar fine and taking them back to the hotel with you. You'll never come to any harm that way.
BTW. Does anyone have any rash cream???
That reminds me, did you find any sunglasses at your place last w/end?
Whats to explain?
Some youtube stuff is not available in Germany.
The lap dancer song seemed to be appropriate for this thread.
Be a good chap and see if you can find it on you tube and post the vid.
Just saying like.
where there's chaos, there's cash !
I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!
Whats to explain?
Some youtube stuff is not available in Germany.
The lap dancer song seemed to be appropriate for this thread.
Be a good chap and see if you can find it on you tube and post the vid.
Ok, Something was lost in translation evidently, phew, panic averted
Thought you were advocating beating women for personal pleasure or some such nonsense !
I too don't really see the point in paying to see some lass tease you. It's the epitome of frustration.
Only ever had one lapdance, as a group on a stag weekend to Edinburgh. We all chipped in a tenner to watch the stag get humilated in front of us by a couple of naughty girls. One showed us the northern lights (though strangely they were further south than I anticipated ) and the other did some weird routine with the stag concluding with a cigarette and his naked arse.
Shame mobile phones didn't have cameras back then or we could have blackmailed him to eternity.
A mate of mine was addicted to these places until we went to Plymouth one weekend. We only went in to have a look, and left him in there after a quick drink when it was obvious he wasn't going to leave without sampling the goods. Didn't see him again until the next morning. He couldn't remember much until he started finding receipts in his wallet. He'd paid with his card () and had half a dozen receipts for drinks and dances. He spent about 400 quid in all.
have been to 2, the first was when we (best mate + our then gf's) were wandering around London and suddenly passed a place saying "Stringfellows" and thought "nahhh it can't be THE stringfellows", after a £15 entry and 2 VERY expensive rounds at the bar for beers and being obviously sussed as the idiots who didnt have a clue, after 3 or so dances later we left thinking WTF is so special. Just as we were leaving Chris Evans walks in with shades on (in a dark club gone midnight??) and for that extra inconspicous touch a bright white shellsuit followed by an large entourage of friends.
2nd time was a mates stag doo at Long Legs in Manchester, we paid for him to have a special dance on stage for that extra humiliating touch, another of our crowd paid for a private dance and was thouroughly dissappointed when she burst out crying mid way though apologising because it was either the coke wearing off or the fact her boyfriend left her that day but she couldnt continue and didnt charge, we left shortly afterwards. Long legs, Manchester is definately not the classiest of places.
Don't think I would have got much of a look in if I tried it. I was pretty much invisible...
I doubt it. Every guy that goes to Lapdancing clubs knows that the only women that go to them are bishexshual filth bags. It's a well known truth apparently. Most of them would have rather had a dance from you than the false Eastern Europeaners in these places IMO.
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