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    #11
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Why not spend most of it on beer and hookers then squander the rest?
    That's an interesting question...

    What's the optimum ratio of beer to hookers given price per unit?

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      #12
      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      That's an interesting question...

      What's the optimum ratio of beer to hookers given price per unit?
      lots of parameters to consider here

      The more beer you drink the cheaper the hooker you are willing to use assuming cost is based on asthetics. Although the more beer you drink ahead of time the more perverted you may be, therefore driving up the cost.

      There is also the cut off point where you have so much beer you pass out but still have to pay some 'handling charge' despite not using all services on offer.

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        #13
        Originally posted by AtW View Post
        Just calculated share of first payout to volunteer members who were running software since 2005, some CUK members like fiddleabout helped a lot at the time, sadly he seems to be gone and not responding to email so he is missing out on first payout

        Top crawler gets over £1k
        I've cancelled that account now and the email doesn't work. PM for details on where to send the cheque.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #14
          I've been on this board for a number of years now - but there's a burning question that I just haven't been able to answer...


          What the tulip is SKA ?


          I mean, I know it's some search engine thingy (Majestic-12), but what exactly is that. I mean, why not just use Google

          PS. Not a wind-up (okay, maybe just a tiny bit) - I just don't get what it's all about.

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            #15
            Originally posted by centurian View Post
            I've been on this board for a number of years now - but there's a burning question that I just haven't been able to answer...


            What the tulip is SKA ?


            I mean, I know it's some search engine thingy (Majestic-12), but what exactly is that. I mean, why not just use Google

            PS. Not a wind-up (okay, maybe just a tiny bit) - I just don't get what it's all about.
            It's got the biggest set of porn links outside of Google.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #16
              Originally posted by centurian View Post
              I've been on this board for a number of years now - but there's a burning question that I just haven't been able to answer...


              What the tulip is SKA ?


              I mean, I know it's some search engine thingy (Majestic-12), but what exactly is that. I mean, why not just use Google

              PS. Not a wind-up (okay, maybe just a tiny bit) - I just don't get what it's all about.
              In all those years, did you get as far as viewing their website?
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #17
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                I've cancelled that account now and the email doesn't work. PM for details on where to send the cheque.
                Without email we'll need to authenticate you, please provide two current references ...

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