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    #41
    Originally posted by sasguru
    FFS Get a room!
    should we start talking about boobs again!? would that be ok?
    "Well behaved women rarely make history"

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      #42
      Originally posted by zeitghost
      Mrs Bobbit wasn't into the rubbing so much as the cutting off with the sharp pair of scissors...
      indeed
      "Well behaved women rarely make history"

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        #43
        Great thread. Can't believe I have only just noticed it and already it is onto page 5. It gets my vote as a thread soon to be moved to Light Relief.

        Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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          #44
          This is what is required in the UK ....



          You may as well turn yourself in now , the lot of You ....
          If you have done no wrong then you have nothing to fear ...perhaps.

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            #45
            Originally posted by janey
            OMG I never thought I'd hear a bloke say that!!!! (the not well hung thing)
            I would never say that.
            Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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              #46
              Originally posted by zeitghost
              Careful...

              Scotspine will give you another talking to if you don't behave...
              which is why I was reverting the thread back to boobs again as this topic seems to be allowed!

              *janey in frustration at double standards mode*
              "Well behaved women rarely make history"

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                #47
                Originally posted by Xenophon
                I would never say that.
                yes well I know YOU would never say that!
                "Well behaved women rarely make history"

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                  #48
                  Originally Posted by Bagpuss
                  Ah, you kick her in the chuff


                  change one letter and you're half way there.

                  Eughgh you Kack in her chuff. Is that some sort of dirty protest!
                  Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                  I preferred version 1!

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by Fleetwood
                    It's all about managing expectation levels, Janey.

                    After all, three lots of four are the same as one lot of twelve, n'est-ce pas?

                    F in "It's not the size of your pencil, it's how you write your name" mode
                    If you write your name left handed, does it feel like someone else is writing it?
                    Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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