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    #21
    Originally posted by Fleetwood
    "Extremely inventive foreplay" is that which causes a young lady to writhe around like a wounded snake.
    hth
    Ah, you kick her in the chuff
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #22
      Excellent work, chaps. From serious drug issues to willies the size of chipolatas in not very much time at all. Sterling work.
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #23
        Originally posted by Bagpuss
        Ah, you kick her in the chuff
        change one letter and you're half way there.
        We must strike at the lies that have spread like disease through our minds

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          #24
          Originally posted by Fleetwood
          "Extremely inventive foreplay" is that which causes a young lady to writhe around like a wounded snake.
          hth
          uhuh I know the sort.... my pondering was a nice distraction from work for a while
          "Well behaved women rarely make history"

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            #25
            Originally posted by janey
            uhuh I know the sort.... my pondering was a nice distraction from work for a while
            Only pondering Janey, I find a visit to trap one often helps lighten the load!.................. and thats where I am off now.........seeing as its you.............
            I am not qualified to give the above advice!

            The original point and click interface by
            Smith and Wesson.

            Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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              #26
              Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
              Only pondering Janey, I find a visit to trap one often helps lighten the load!.................. and thats where I am off now.........seeing as its you.............
              glad to see I've inspired you

              unfortunately I don't get as much stimulation as you guys... what with your test please delete thread... where's the thread of pictures of willies and sexy men for the girlies?!
              "Well behaved women rarely make history"

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                #27
                Originally posted by janey
                glad to see I've inspired you

                unfortunately I don't get as much stimulation as you guys... what with your test please delete thread... where's the thread of pictures of willies and sexy men for the girlies?!
                As I said above. Do it yourself!
                I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                The original point and click interface by
                Smith and Wesson.

                Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by janey
                  ...pictures of willies and sexy men for the girlies?!
                  I believe my girlfiend keeps those in her knicker drawer ...
                  And no there's no typo.
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by sasguru
                    I believe my girlfiend keeps those in her knicker drawer ...
                    And no there's no typo.
                    and you often go rooting around in your gf's knicker drawer? what pair you got on today sas? a pair of nice red lacy ones? a thong perhaps?
                    "Well behaved women rarely make history"

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
                      As I said above. Do it yourself!
                      oh well if you insist!
                      "Well behaved women rarely make history"

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