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Ah, you kick her in the chuffThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.” -
Excellent work, chaps. From serious drug issues to willies the size of chipolatas in not very much time at all. Sterling work.
Hard Brexit now!
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change one letter and you're half way there.Originally posted by BagpussAh, you kick her in the chuff
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uhuh I know the sort.... my pondering was a nice distraction from work for a whileOriginally posted by Fleetwood"Extremely inventive foreplay" is that which causes a young lady to writhe around like a wounded snake.
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Only pondering Janey, I find a visit to trap one often helps lighten the load!.................. and thats where I am off now.........seeing as its you.............Originally posted by janeyuhuh I know the sort.... my pondering was a nice distraction from work for a while
I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Originally posted by The Lone GunmanOnly pondering Janey, I find a visit to trap one often helps lighten the load!.................. and thats where I am off now.........seeing as its you.............
glad to see I've inspired you
unfortunately I don't get as much stimulation as you guys... what with your test please delete thread... where's the thread of pictures of willies and sexy men for the girlies?!"Well behaved women rarely make history"
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As I said above. Do it yourself!Originally posted by janey
glad to see I've inspired you
unfortunately I don't get as much stimulation as you guys... what with your test please delete thread... where's the thread of pictures of willies and sexy men for the girlies?!I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
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I believe my girlfiend keeps those in her knicker drawer ...Originally posted by janey...pictures of willies and sexy men for the girlies?!
And no there's no typo.Hard Brexit now!
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and you often go rooting around in your gf's knicker drawer? what pair you got on today sas? a pair of nice red lacy ones? a thong perhaps?Originally posted by sasguruI believe my girlfiend keeps those in her knicker drawer ...
And no there's no typo.
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oh well if you insist!Originally posted by The Lone GunmanAs I said above. Do it yourself!
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