Tough on crime

[The Lone Gunman]

Surely open a "twig" Fleety.

I feel a move to light relief coming on.

[Fleetwood]

Let's call it "The Love Chipolata Club".

[janey]

there is a certain truth to the "it's not the size but what you do with it" philosophy... but a cocktail sausage is still a cocktail sausage no matter what you do with it!!!!

but nice to see you're all trying so hard!

[Mailman]

Ah you're just jealous he's done Kate ....

He should be done for getting it on with a dawg!

Mailman

[Fleetwood]

but a cocktail sausage is still a cocktail sausage no matter what you do with it!!!!

What I lack in size, I make up for in extremely inventive foreplay. The "cocktail sausage" is used, sparingly, at the end of the process.

[Churchill]

Any chance of opening a branch in Belgium?

F in "Small men try harder" mode

There already is! Mannequin Pis 3rd Thursday in the month 7pm.

Churchill - In "Big boys let the girls have as much as they want" mode!

[janey]

What I lack in size, I make up for in extremely inventive foreplay. The "cocktail sausage" is used, sparingly, at the end of the process.

*Janey ponders "extremely inventive foreplay"*

[Fleetwood]

There already is! Mannequin Pis 3rd Thursday in the month 7pm

I avoid going near the Mannekin Pis, because his willy is bigger than mine.

[The Lone Gunman]

I avoid going near the Mannekin Pis, because his willy is bigger than mine.

Besides the Janequin has a much more gleeful look.

[Fleetwood]

*Janey ponders "extremely inventive foreplay"*

"Extremely inventive foreplay" is that which causes a young lady to writhe around like a wounded snake.
hth