Originally posted by sasguru
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Originally posted by zeitghostMrs Bobbit wasn't into the rubbing so much as the cutting off with the sharp pair of scissors..."Well behaved women rarely make history"Comment
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Great thread. Can't believe I have only just noticed it and already it is onto page 5. It gets my vote as a thread soon to be moved to Light Relief.
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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This is what is required in the UK ....
You may as well turn yourself in now , the lot of You ....If you have done no wrong then you have nothing to fear ...perhaps.Comment
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Originally posted by janeyOMG I never thought I'd hear a bloke say that!!!! (the not well hung thing)Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostCareful...
Scotspine will give you another talking to if you don't behave...
*janey in frustration at double standards mode*"Well behaved women rarely make history"Comment
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Originally posted by XenophonI would never say that."Well behaved women rarely make history"Comment
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Originally Posted by Bagpuss
Ah, you kick her in the chuff
change one letter and you're half way there.
Eughgh you Kack in her chuff. Is that some sort of dirty protest!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Originally posted by FleetwoodIt's all about managing expectation levels, Janey.
After all, three lots of four are the same as one lot of twelve, n'est-ce pas?
F in "It's not the size of your pencil, it's how you write your name" modeWork in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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