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OwlHoot replied

20 April 2006, 22:48
Originally posted by Fleetwood

It's all about managing expectation levels, Janey.

After all, three lots of four are the same as one lot of twelve, n'est-ce pas?

F in "It's not the size of your pencil, it's how you write your name" mode

If you write your name left handed, does it feel like someone else is writing it?
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BoredBloke replied

20 April 2006, 14:42
Originally Posted by Bagpuss
Ah, you kick her in the chuff

change one letter and you're half way there.

Eughgh you Kack in her chuff. Is that some sort of dirty protest!
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janey replied

20 April 2006, 13:40
Originally posted by Xenophon

I would never say that.

yes well I know YOU would never say that!
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janey replied

20 April 2006, 13:39
Originally posted by zeitghost

Careful...

Scotspine will give you another talking to if you don't behave...

which is why I was reverting the thread back to boobs again as this topic seems to be allowed!

*janey in frustration at double standards mode*
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Xenophon replied

20 April 2006, 13:38
Originally posted by janey

OMG I never thought I'd hear a bloke say that!!!! (the not well hung thing)

I would never say that.
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Central-Scrutiniser replied

20 April 2006, 13:38
This is what is required in the UK ....

You may as well turn yourself in now , the lot of You ....
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Xenophon replied

20 April 2006, 13:38
Great thread. Can't believe I have only just noticed it and already it is onto page 5. It gets my vote as a thread soon to be moved to Light Relief.
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janey replied

20 April 2006, 13:38
Originally posted by zeitghost

Mrs Bobbit wasn't into the rubbing so much as the cutting off with the sharp pair of scissors...

indeed
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janey replied

20 April 2006, 13:35
Originally posted by sasguru

FFS Get a room!

should we start talking about boobs again!? would that be ok?
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janey replied

20 April 2006, 13:34
Originally posted by zeitghost

Oh Dear(tm)... your last name isn't Bobbit by any chance, Janey?

lmao... twas them talking about rubbing their chipolatas off not me!!
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sasguru replied

20 April 2006, 13:31
FFS Get a room!
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janey replied

20 April 2006, 13:28
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman

NO NO NO you cheeky girl. You know what I meant, as in rub it till it goes off!!!!!

ahhhhh, but that's not what I meant!
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The Lone Gunman replied

20 April 2006, 13:27
Originally posted by janey

to rub it off?!
so you're saying you don't want a chipolata at all?!?!!!!
surely that would make you a girly!

NO NO NO you cheeky girl. You know what I meant, as in rub it till it goes off!!!!!
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janey replied

20 April 2006, 13:16
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman

I thought that was the general idea?......... Whats wrong with wearing the wifes underwear, we all do it dont we?.......... oh bugger just me again then...............I'll get me coat!

to rub it off?!
so you're saying you don't want a chipolata at all?!?!!!!
surely that would make you a girly!
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The Lone Gunman replied

20 April 2006, 12:59
Originally posted by janey

be careful you don't rub it off!

I thought that was the general idea?......... Whats wrong with wearing the wifes underwear, we all do it dont we?.......... oh bugger just me again then...............I'll get me coat!
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