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Good for you. I hope it dawns on you soon.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
Look at the hands - no matter how much you go under the scalpel for the face & boobs the spots on the backs of the hands will always reveal their true sell by date (you could also cut them in half and count the number of rings, but that's a tad extreme)Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
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Hands and neck area give it away.Originally posted by Troll View PostLook at the hands - no matter how much you go under the scalpel for the face & boobs the spots on the backs of the hands will always reveal their true sell by date (you could also cut them in half and count the number of rings, but that's a tad extreme)
(I was told that when I was 8)"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by Troll View PostLook at the hands - no matter how much you go under the scalpel for the face & boobs the spots on the backs of the hands will always reveal their true sell by date (you could also cut them in half and count the number of rings, but that's a tad extreme)
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Because she's a ******* munter!?Originally posted by Churchill View PostChaps, how did this slip under the radar?
Carol Vorderman: I'm single for the first time in my life - and I really like it! - mirror.co.ukI couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!
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Still waiting troll .... Did you ever have a point or were you just deliberately being a prick?Originally posted by d000hg View PostGood for you. I hope it dawns on you soon.Comment
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