Rules of the workplace lavatory

[d000hg]

Striking up a conversation with the person next to you at the urinals. "My cock is in my hand"

Interesting conversation starter.

Erm, erm ................ thanks for sharing ........................erm

I was thinking along the lines of:

"Always wash your hands afterwards"

but, erm, ta

We probably gave you too much credit assuming you knew that one.

Never liked those bogs with partition walls that don't go all the way up.

Remember one time I was working in Dubai , I went to the bog & became suddenly aware of a presence. I looked up & there was the face of the office boy staring down at me.

Said he was washing his feet for prayers

Not quite the same, but ones where the door leaves a gap when shut, seemed very common in the US... anyone walking past can see in if they choose.

[thunderlizard]

If its brown, flush it down.
If its yellow, let it mellow!

& if it's black, phone the quack!

[doodab]

If you plan to disappear in there with one of the hr girls for a cheeky line make sure you have access to the relevant cctv system. Which i think boils down to 'be nice to security' as someone said earlier.

[EternalOptimist]

One of the worst client bogs was a mail order games software unit, near Windsor about 11 years ago.
They had a big sign in the traps saying 'Use the toilet brush when finished'
At least at Barclays we had toilet paper

[wobbegong]

If its brown, flush it down.
If its yellow, let it mellow!

& if it's black, phone the quack!

& if it's red, you'll soon be dead.

[thunderlizard]

Striking up a conversation with the person next to you at the urinals. My cock is in my hand, I'm having a piss, I don't want to know about 'What you had for lunch','What youre' doing at the weekend','The price of gold','Or who your wife is sleeping with'

I don't start urinal conversations because I know lots of people have this view. But if people start talking to me, it does not bother me in the slightest. For I have been weeing (on and off) for over 3 decades now, and I like to think I'm pretty successful at it. I only need to devote a small percentage of my brain power to it, leaving the rest free to converse with my fellow man.

Equally, I have been checking my emails while sitting on the lav for a number of years, and I almost always manage it without getting cack all over the place.

[wobbegong]

I have been weeing (on and off) for over 3 decades now.

I'd get your prostate checked if I were you, TL.

I have been checking my emails while sitting on the lav for a number of years, and I almost always manage it without getting cack all over the place.

That's all, just

[doodab]

I generally don't worry about conversations too much, although I do get slightly unsettled when people comment on the fact I am urinating 'hands free'

[EternalOptimist]

I generally don't worry about conversations too much, although I do get slightly unsettled when people comment on the fact I am urinating 'hands free'

Yeah. People occasionally comment about my tripod, sou'wester and oilskins, but I prefer not to get drawn into a conversation

[Paula]

Striking up a conversation with the person next to you at the urinals. My small cock is in my hand, I'm having a piss, but now I have a shy bladder. I feel inadequate'