Rules of the workplace lavatory

[xoggoth]

Why does wanting to pee at night give you a boner but it doesn't work in the day? Never understood that.

[doodab]

Why does wanting to pee at night give you a boner but it doesn't work in the day? Never understood that.

It's some sort of involuntary system to prevent you wetting yourself in your sleep.

[wurzel]

Never liked those bogs with partition walls that don't go all the way up.

Remember one time I was working in Dubai , I went to the bog & became suddenly aware of a presence. I looked up & there was the face of the office boy staring down at me.

Said he was washing his feet for prayers

[Ruprect]

I went out with a girl from Ireland and that's how she used the bog. Crouched with her feet on the seat and spraying liberally.

I hope you married her

[Ruprect]

Striking up a conversation with the person next to you at the urinals. My cock is in my hand, I'm having a piss, I don't want to know about 'What you had for lunch','What youre' doing at the weekend','The price of gold','Or who your wife is sleeping with'

You should stop going to the bog at the same time as DP

[Ruprect]

In reply to the OP:

Don't answer your phone whilst in the toilets. At least give the courtesy to the person ringing you and route to VM and call back. Nothing is that important that it can't wait until you've finished your sh!t before hearing about it.

[BillHicksRIP]

At BT they had load of Bobs and they all would head off to the bogs and gob flem into the sinks. It sounded disgusting.

Have seen that so many times. Turns my stomach. They're not clearing the Delhi traffic fumes and dust off the back of their throats in Hertfordshire ffs.

[CheeseSlice]

At BT they had load of Bobs and they all would head off to the bogs and gob flem into the sinks. It soundded disgusting.

Then you get the ones that clear out their nostrils by snorting them out one at a time and as loudly as possible down the plughole.... well i hope it goes down there and not all over the taps!

[Freamon]

Leaving the seat down and then peeing. Drops of p!ss all over the seat are not cool when I need my 30 min toilet break.

I have an unproved suspicion that seems to be a Bob thing - we just had a group of 10 blokes and since then, I have had to go to a differnt floor.

If you are in a building which has a floor containing mainly HR, that is usually the best one to go to. The gents will be a "safe zone" hardly ever visited. This works even better if you are working at a retailer and they have a floor for the clothing department staff.

[filthy1980]

If you are in a building which has a floor containing mainly HR, that is usually the best one to go to. The gents will be a "safe zone" hardly ever visited. This works even better if you are working at a retailer and they have a floor for the clothing department staff.

this

or can't believe no-one has mentioned the disabled

just be careful and don't get the pull switches mixed up as i did, it can be quite embarrassing being met by the cavalry on exit