Rules of the workplace lavatory

[SneakySimon]

Another rule....

Always make sure you have entertainment, either:

A paper (diffucult to smuggle in without being obvious)
Smartphone - I always have a couple of movies as well as some 'good' websites

[wobbegong]

2. If it's cold, or if you endowed with the smaller saus, always make sure, when sitting down and weeing, thats its not going straight under the seat and into the back of your trousers. It happened to , er, a friend of mine <cough>

There's a rule right there then EO; "never do a sit down wee with a semi".

[DaveB]

Always make sure you have entertainment, either:

A paper (diffucult to smuggle in without being obvious)
Smartphone - I always have a good selection of porn

ftfy

[Spacecadet]

ftfy

i thought that was what he meant by " 'good' "

[EternalOptimist]

There's a rule right there then EO; "never do a sit down wee with a semi".

Good point there, its always annoyed me to hear birds going on and on and on about periods and childbirth, they have no idea of the agony in trying to have an early morning wee when you have a boner.
Even when you lean over at 45 degrees, you still have to bend it down agonisingly

ooooouchh

[wobbegong]

Good point there, its always annoyed me to hear birds going on and on and on about periods and childbirth, they have no idea of the agony in trying to have an early morning wee when you have a boner.
Even when you lean over at 45 degrees, you still have to bend it down agonisingly

ooooouchh

Yeah, tell me about it. Handstands aren't the answer though.

Apparently.

[EternalOptimist]

Yeah, tell me about it. Handstands aren't the answer though.

Apparently.

Actually, all those years of playing 'Tank' on the amiga and 'worms' on the PC finally paid off

[Spacecadet]

Good point there, its always annoyed me to hear birds going on and on and on about periods and childbirth, they have no idea of the agony in trying to have an early morning wee when you have a boner.
Even when you lean over at 45 degrees, you still have to bend it down agonisingly

ooooouchh

you could always wait till the bone is gone

[Scrag Meister]

Good point there, its always annoyed me to hear birds going on and on and on about periods and childbirth, they have no idea of the agony in trying to have an early morning wee when you have a boner.
Even when you lean over at 45 degrees, you still have to bend it down agonisingly

ooooouchh

40 Year old Virgin, funny as.

[EternalOptimist]

you could always wait till the bone is gone

When you get to my age

you can't afford to waste one