I think he is actually real. Amazing tho' it may sound.
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Oh, I do hope so.Originally posted by xoggoth View PostI think he is actually real. Amazing tho' it may sound.Comment
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Everyone who wishes Wilmslow to be real is doing so only because they want someone to have even more pathetic lifeOriginally posted by xoggoth View PostI think he is actually real. Amazing tho' it may sound.
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It depends on the music, with the right tunes twice shouldn't be a problem.Originally posted by xoggoth View PostOnly time I did a dating thing (don't tell the wife) she wanted me to take her to the The Sound of Music and then wanted me to take her again. Erg.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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You're unusually quick on the uptake today.Originally posted by AtW View PostEveryone who wishes Wilmslow to be real is doing so only because they want someone to have even more pathetic life
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The wifes mate is on one of those dating website and she's boasted how shes had 95 guys want to take her out. Problem is, her photos only show her neck up. When they see the rest of her, I bet she'd be down to single figures!
My point is, people only put what they want you to see on those kind of sites. It's only after the first 4 dates she mentions she has 4 kids by 4 different blokes and that she's £1/2 million in debt...
I'd be cautious.Comment
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Originally posted by ChrisPackit View PostMy point is, people only put what they want you to see on those kind of sites.
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I'd be cautious.
Definitely. I tried online dating about 6-7 years ago. Got as far as arranging two proper dates. I didn't recognise them from their photo, they were obviously way out of date. Unfortunately they recognised me.
I say unfortunately as they were both absolutely mental.
The first one was some extreme vegan with absolutely no sense of humour. She saw me drinking a guinness while I was waiting for her to turn up, and her first words to me were "They put crushed beatles in that". I said rather sarcastically "funny, never saw that in the brewery tour". The evening went downhill from there.
The other one accused me of cheating on her the day after our first date, because I'd not answered my phone due to being in a bad signal area.
My bunny boiler senses went into severe overload, though I stuck it out for another couple of weeks to see if it was true about the correlation between mental and dirty. It wasn't in this case. 
Overall I think I had a lucky escape and gave up online dating soon after.Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
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Originally posted by PAH View Post
The first one was some extreme vegan with absolutely no sense of humour. She saw me drinking a guinness while I was waiting for her to turn up, and her first words to me were "They put crushed beatles in that". I said rather sarcastically "funny, never saw that in the brewery tour". The evening went downhill from there.
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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