Hot date

[AtW]

How long until he finds out she's a nutter? How many times is he going to tell us about the amazing sex? How many of us actually believe any of this tulip?

Ignore him Wilmslow, he does not know you are real human with real emotions and desires, be gone bunker!

[eek]

How long until he finds out she's a nutter? How many times is he going to tell us about the amazing sex?

Isn't the second synonymous with the first? Apart from the female student medics I knew amazing sex usually means serious nut problems.

[sasguru]

Dun dun dun duuuuuuuun dun. Dun dun dun deh dun deh deh dun.

Wilmslow is brought to you by sas productions Ltd.

[Epiphone]

"'Scuse me, love. What does this rag smell like to you?

<thud>

[EternalOptimist]

Don't forget to rubber up.



You don't want her to catch anything

[wobbegong]

Don't forget to rubber up.



You don't want him to catch anything

FTFY

[Scrag Meister]

Remember that rohypnol takes time to work. Chloroform is quicker and easier.

And don't forget to wear gloves......

Yeah but its a tad embarassing when they're struggling while you wrestle on the pub floor before the Chloroform kicks in.

Rohypnol is more refined and doesn't draw so much attention.

[milanbenes]

good luck mate


Milan.

[Old Greg]

Wilmslow, you light up our otherwise drab lives. We salute you as you march vainglorious to meet your fate.

[xoggoth]

Only time I did a dating thing (don't tell the wife) she wanted me to take her to the The Sound of Music and then wanted me to take her again. Erg.