I checked my nadgers and found a little steering wheel. It was driving me nuts.
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The left one's larger than the right anyway in about 85% of men.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostGet a mirror and have a look , see if the left one is noticeably larger than the other one.
I remember reading that many years ago in a Reader's Digest article entitled I am John's Testes.Comment
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I remember that. I thought it was bollocks.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostThe left one's larger than the right anyway in about 85% of men.
I remember reading that many years ago in a Reader's Digest article entitled I am John's Testes.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostThe left one's larger than the right anyway in about 85% of men.
I remember reading that many years ago in a Reader's Digest article entitled I am John's Testes.
maybe he trapped the middle one then.
17% of males in Britain are born with 3 testicles. FACT
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That's only cos 57% are born with one and 14% with none - i.e. most of CUK....Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
maybe he trapped the middle one then.
17% of males in Britain are born with 3 testicles. FACT

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I would have thought at least 52% of people are born with none.Originally posted by stek View PostThat's only cos 57% are born with one and 14% with none - i.e. most of CUK....Comment
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Come on k2p2, some women DO have testicles, I have seen 'Bangkok Chick-Boys' many, many times in Leeds...Originally posted by k2p2 View PostI would have thought at least 52% of people are born with none.
So that buggers up the percentages....Comment
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Which is well below the average, 1.Originally posted by k2p2 View PostI would have thought at least 52% of people are born with none.Comment
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Smaller according to this:Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostIt's almost certainly a trapped bollock. Sometimes they can get a bit squeezed if you sit awkwardly, and the pain in the lower ab, can be quite sharp.
Also remember that your teds get larger as you get older, just like your ears, so you need to give them a bit more room to dangle.
Get a mirror and have a look , see if the left one is noticeably larger than the other one.

Your incredible shrinking body: From your brain to your heart - almost everything gets smaller as you age | Mail Online‘Starting around the age of 40, the testicles also begin to shrink’ — by up to a centimetre in diameter between the ages of 30 and 60.Comment
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Obviously they shrink, but after 60 they start getting bigger like your ears.Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
Have you ever seen a man over 60 with little ears ?
Have you ever seen an African elephant with little pea-sized teds ?
I rest my case
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