Reply to: Is my left leg about to fall off?

[EternalOptimist]

Smaller according to this:



Your incredible shrinking body: From your brain to your heart - almost everything gets smaller as you age | Mail Online

Obviously they shrink, but after 60 they start getting bigger like your ears.

Have you ever seen a man over 60 with little ears ?

Have you ever seen an African elephant with little pea-sized teds ?

I rest my case

[TimberWolf]

It's almost certainly a trapped bollock. Sometimes they can get a bit squeezed if you sit awkwardly, and the pain in the lower ab, can be quite sharp.
Also remember that your teds get larger as you get older, just like your ears, so you need to give them a bit more room to dangle.
Get a mirror and have a look , see if the left one is noticeably larger than the other one.

Smaller according to this:

‘Starting around the age of 40, the testicles also begin to shrink’ — by up to a centimetre in diameter between the ages of 30 and 60.

Your incredible shrinking body: From your brain to your heart - almost everything gets smaller as you age | Mail Online

[TimberWolf]

I would have thought at least 52% of people are born with none.

Which is well below the average, 1.

[stek]

I would have thought at least 52% of people are born with none.

Come on k2p2, some women DO have testicles, I have seen 'Bangkok Chick-Boys' many, many times in Leeds...

So that buggers up the percentages....

[mudskipper]

That's only cos 57% are born with one and 14% with none - i.e. most of CUK....

I would have thought at least 52% of people are born with none.

[stek]

maybe he trapped the middle one then.

17% of males in Britain are born with 3 testicles. FACT

That's only cos 57% are born with one and 14% with none - i.e. most of CUK....

[EternalOptimist]

The left one's larger than the right anyway in about 85% of men.

I remember reading that many years ago in a Reader's Digest article entitled I am John's Testes.

maybe he trapped the middle one then.

17% of males in Britain are born with 3 testicles. FACT

[NotAllThere]

The left one's larger than the right anyway in about 85% of men.

I remember reading that many years ago in a Reader's Digest article entitled I am John's Testes.

I remember that. I thought it was bollocks.

[NickFitz]

Get a mirror and have a look , see if the left one is noticeably larger than the other one.

The left one's larger than the right anyway in about 85% of men.

I remember reading that many years ago in a Reader's Digest article entitled I am John's Testes.

[NotAllThere]

I checked my nadgers and found a little steering wheel. It was driving me nuts.

[EternalOptimist]

Got a weird pain earlier. When I tried to stand up, I got a sharp pain on my left side, just above my belt, kind of above (or on) my hip at the front. Didn't hurt at all when I was sitting. Now, it's just a dull ache and I can walk around fine. Though I've not let on, as I'm being waited on by my family.

Any ideas what it could be? I've not been doing anything strenuous recently.

It's almost certainly a trapped bollock. Sometimes they can get a bit squeezed if you sit awkwardly, and the pain in the lower ab, can be quite sharp.
Also remember that your teds get larger as you get older, just like your ears, so you need to give them a bit more room to dangle.
Get a mirror and have a look , see if the left one is noticeably larger than the other one.

[hyperD]

Precursor to appendicitis?

[NotAllThere]

I am not dead yet. I'm happy, I'm happy.

(From 1:11)

[SimonMac]

Got a weird pain earlier. When I tried to stand up, I got a sharp pain on my left side, just above my belt, kind of above (or on) my hip at the front. Didn't hurt at all when I was sitting. Now, it's just a dull ache and I can walk around fine. Though I've not let on, as I'm being waited on by my family.

Any ideas what it could be? I've not been doing anything strenuous recently.

Love you man, but sorry but your going to die.

Can I get dibs on being a mod to replace him, ro do I need to wait till he's actually dead?!

[MarillionFan]

Reckon it's musculatory, not a trapped MF in my bowel.

Sounds more like a small dose of Ebola hip HIV Necrotising Faciatis to me. Couple of aspirin and no group sex for the weekend and it should clear up.