Burglaries down, Stabbings up

[MarillionFan]

Only been burgled the once years ago.

Walked in the front door, dropped my stuff to the floor. Heard a noise in the kitchen who I assumed to be my house mate, so shouted out. Wandered through the hall into the lounge, could see that something was a miss but it didn't click, wandered into the kitchen back door was open, shouted out again. No answer. Wandered back into the lounge then noticed the TV, video, videos, stereo, CDS and games console was missing, then quickly went back into the kitchen where I realised I had no microwave, ran to the back door, then the back gate and saw some scrote loading it into a car up the road which then sped off before I even got moving.

Bastards.

[MarillionFan]

Some feckity feck fecker just tried logging into my account and has locked me out of my PC. Good job inwas already logged in on my iPhone you feckity feck fecker!!!

[AtW]

For the record - I am strongly against house owners having to stab burglars.

[vetran]

no empty a clip into them instead

[AtW]

Some feckity feck fecker just tried logging into my account and has locked me out of my PC. Good job inwas already logged in on my iPhone you feckity feck fecker!!!

Honest mistake Gov.

[Mich the Tester]

Stabbing is a little messy though, you'd have pay to have it cleaned up.
I'd use a baseball bat.

PS What's with the family of the scrote leaving flowers outside? I'd have them chucked away.

NO, no, no, that will result in massive blunt trauma on the first blow, but the second blow will send soft tissue splattering all over the walls and the carpet, involving even more cleaning costs. Suggest a sharp object to the cranium, quickly followed by sticking a cork in the resulting hole to prevent squirts.

[NickFitz]

Yet another person charged and bailed, just for defending themselves. Ridiculous!

Do you have a link to the story you're so upset about, as it's clearly not the one this thread is about?

[PAH]

Suggest a sharp object to the cranium, quickly followed by sticking a cork in the resulting hole to prevent squirts.

So that's why my corkscrew always has a cork on it.

[AtW]

no empty a clip into them instead

For the record - that I am also against.

[EternalOptimist]

For the record - that I am also against.

How about a weapon that spurts plasma, in the, lets say , 40w range