Would the world be a better place after a flu pandemic?

[cailin maith]

Bristol already has vampires. Have you not seen Being Human?

[Churchill]

It's alright lads, I'll field this one...

Bristol already has vampires. Have you not seen Being Human?

Erm, I don't know how to tell you this love, but "Being Human" isn't real.

Now, put the kettle on, there's a good girl

[cailin maith]

It's alright lads, I'll field this one...



Erm, I don't know how to tell you this love, but "Being Human" isn't real.

Now, put the kettle on, there's a good girl

How very dare you!

[Bunk]

How very dare you!

Ok, so explain to me how one of the vampires is also a dwarf in The Hobbit? See, you can't, can you?

[Churchill]

Ok, so explain to me how one of the vampires is also a dwarf in The Hobbit? See, you can't, can you?

You'll be sorry...

[AtW]

That's his mask. He looks like MF beneath that.

That's one ugly MF

[Churchill]

That's one ugly MF

Yep, a face not even a mother could love. Must be why he's so bitter.

[MarillionFan]

Yep, a face not even a mother could love. Must be why he's so bitter.

Yours never complains.

[Churchill]

Yours never complains.

I'll have to have words, I've told her about shagging the hired help before but at least you're clean.

[MarillionFan]

I'll have to have words, I've told her about shagging the hired help before but at least you're clean.

Least she pays, could've been worse, you could have been gypsies.