Would the world be a better place after a flu pandemic?

[doodab]

What have you got against Africans?????

Nothing, the surviving 50% could come and live in Europe, but Africa has less existing infrastructure and isn't a lot of use for anything else so it makes sense to use it as the cull zone.

[Churchill]

Nothing, the surviving 50% could come and live in Europe, but Africa has less existing infrastructure and isn't a lot of use for anything else so it makes sense to use it as the cull zone.

Huge mineral wealth...

...oops, forgot, the Chinese have access to most of that...

[Lockhouse]

Surely the best way is for every couple to have only one kid?

[Churchill]

Surely the best way is for every couple to have only one kid?

Erm, I think AtW was the eldest so how would that help our plight?

[Durbs]

I'd prefer a zombie apocalypse. Playing Dead Island on the PC at the moment so got all my tulip worked out for that event.

[PAH]

Judging by your posts, that would be you gone.

Who wants to live forever anyway?

[OwlHoot]

Have the vaccine available to anyone, but package in something that requires intelligence to open. E.g. 10 seconds to open a 100% plastic blister pack before the content spoils.

That would be me flipped - Takes me 30 seconds to open a Sainsburys sandwich

[TimberWolf]

That would be me flipped - Takes me 30 seconds to open a Sainsburys sandwich

I read of a neat way of opening cans the other day. Probably most people when confronted with a can and no conventional opener would proceed to smash it with a rock or something and risk pulping or losing the contents. Or seek a can opener. But there's an other way. You rub the end (not sure which end) vigorously against a flat concrete surface, which quickly erodes the lip exposing a weld where the lid is joined to the can. About a minute of vigorous rubbing does it I gather. Almost quicker than going to the kitchen for a can opener.

[MarillionFan]

I read of a neat way of opening cans the other day. Probably most people when confronted with a can and no conventional opener would proceed to smash it with a rock or something and risk pulping or losing the contents. Or seek a can opener. But there's an other way. You rub the end (not sure which end) vigorously against a flat concrete surface, which quickly erodes the lip exposing a weld where the lid is joined to the can. About a minute of vigorous rubbing does it I gather. Almost quicker than going to the kitchen for a can opener.

And that's what I told the wife when she caught me with my trousers down around my ankles and an open tin of spam.

[PAH]

That would be me flipped - Takes me 30 seconds to open a Sainsburys sandwich

You're supposed to eat the packaging too. It's the most nutritious part.