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Would the world be a better place after a flu pandemic?
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Originally posted by doodab View PostNothing, the surviving 50% could come and live in Europe, but Africa has less existing infrastructure and isn't a lot of use for anything else so it makes sense to use it as the cull zone.
...oops, forgot, the Chinese have access to most of that...Comment
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Surely the best way is for every couple to have only one kid?...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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Originally posted by Lockhouse View PostSurely the best way is for every couple to have only one kid?Comment
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I'd prefer a zombie apocalypse. Playing Dead Island on the PC at the moment so got all my tulip worked out for that event.Comment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostJudging by your posts, that would be you gone.Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
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Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)Comment
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Originally posted by PAH View Post
Have the vaccine available to anyone, but package in something that requires intelligence to open. E.g. 10 seconds to open a 100% plastic blister pack before the content spoils.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostThat would be me flipped - Takes me 30 seconds to open a Sainsburys sandwichComment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostI read of a neat way of opening cans the other day. Probably most people when confronted with a can and no conventional opener would proceed to smash it with a rock or something and risk pulping or losing the contents. Or seek a can opener. But there's an other way. You rub the end (not sure which end) vigorously against a flat concrete surface, which quickly erodes the lip exposing a weld where the lid is joined to the can. About a minute of vigorous rubbing does it I gather. Almost quicker than going to the kitchen for a can opener.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostThat would be me flipped - Takes me 30 seconds to open a Sainsburys sandwich
You're supposed to eat the packaging too. It's the most nutritious part.Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
Feist - I Feel It All
Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)Comment
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