Reply to: Would the world be a better place after a flu pandemic?

[Chaffinch]

Africa is a large area with a broad variety of hazardous terrain and a long history of providing the backdrop for hunting expeditions. It's perfect for the job. In addition, large parts of it are unsuitable for cultivation or human habitation, being desert or subject to frequent droughts and suchlike, and it's climate has been responsible for untold human misery. If you are going to sacrifice a significant land mass then Africa is an obvious choice, and by relocating the surviving half of the existing population somewhere more human friendly we could ensure that no child will ever starve to death in the African sun again.

Bristol would struggle to hold the approx 3.5 billion people whom the aliens would be hunting. It's use would also require most of the "game" to travel considerably further, as assuming a fair per capita distribution of humans to be sacrificed most of them would be coming from S.E Asia. This might seem like a trivial point but these sort of considerations are important if you want the support of the global warming lobby.

That did make me laugh .

[Bunk]

Magic.

Ok, you were right Churchy. I can't argue with that kind of logic.

[Churchill]

Magic.

Oh God

[cailin maith]

Ok, so explain to me how one of the vampires is also a dwarf in The Hobbit? See, you can't, can you?

Magic.

[MarillionFan]

I'll have to have words, I've told her about shagging the hired help before but at least you're clean.

Least she pays, could've been worse, you could have been gypsies.

[Churchill]

Yours never complains.

I'll have to have words, I've told her about shagging the hired help before but at least you're clean.

[MarillionFan]

Yep, a face not even a mother could love. Must be why he's so bitter.

Yours never complains.

[Churchill]

That's one ugly MF

Yep, a face not even a mother could love. Must be why he's so bitter.

[AtW]

That's his mask. He looks like MF beneath that.

That's one ugly MF

[Churchill]

Ok, so explain to me how one of the vampires is also a dwarf in The Hobbit? See, you can't, can you?

You'll be sorry...

[Bunk]

How very dare you!

Ok, so explain to me how one of the vampires is also a dwarf in The Hobbit? See, you can't, can you?

[cailin maith]

It's alright lads, I'll field this one...



Erm, I don't know how to tell you this love, but "Being Human" isn't real.

Now, put the kettle on, there's a good girl

How very dare you!

[Churchill]

It's alright lads, I'll field this one...

Bristol already has vampires. Have you not seen Being Human?

Erm, I don't know how to tell you this love, but "Being Human" isn't real.

Now, put the kettle on, there's a good girl

[cailin maith]

Bristol already has vampires. Have you not seen Being Human?

[Churchill]

Africa is a large area with a broad variety of hazardous terrain and a long history of providing the backdrop for hunting expeditions. It's perfect for the job. In addition, large parts of it are unsuitable for cultivation or human habitation, being desert or subject to frequent droughts and suchlike, and it's climate has been responsible for untold human misery. If you are going to sacrifice a significant land mass then Africa is an obvious choice, and by relocating the surviving half of the existing population somewhere more human friendly we could ensure that no child will ever starve to death in the African sun again.

Bristol would struggle to hold the approx 3.5 billion people whom the aliens would be hunting. It's use would also require most of the "game" to travel considerably further, as assuming a fair per capita distribution of humans to be sacrificed most of them would be coming from S.E Asia. This might seem like a trivial point but these sort of considerations are important if you want the support of the global warming lobby.

Bristol has caused more than its fair share of misery too. It was one of the points of the slave trade triangle...