Would the world be a better place after a flu pandemic?

[PAH]

And that's what I told the wife when she caught me with my trousers down around my ankles and an open tin of spam.

That's bordering on bestiality. At least have the decency to stick to corned beef curtains.

[doodab]

And that's what I told the wife when she caught me with my trousers down around my ankles and an open tin of spam.

That is revolting, even by your standards.











Do you know what they put in that stuff?

[Churchill]

That is revolting, even by your standards.











Do you know what they put in that stuff?

Everything but the Oink!

[PAH]

Everything but the Oink!

No they use that too. Just listen carefully when opening the tin.

[Chaffinch]

There would also be dirty snot rags, rotting corpses and other mingingness everywhere.

It would be much better to do a deal with an advanced alien civilisation whereby they could eat half the population in return for some cool advanced technology. That would have the added benefit of making apple fanbois realise that the ipad isn't actually "magic".

It could be arranged by turning say Africa into some sort of giant hunting range, which would mean thrillseekers could go there to run the gauntlet for fun, boosting tourism in the region, and the hunt could also form the basis of a reality show to occupy the remaining 49% of people who are too thick to be allowed out.

You're also a racist ****, where's that ignore button .........

[doodab]

You're also a racist ****, where's that ignore button .........

How exactly is a ridiculous scenario based loosely on the predator films and a couple of episodes of stargate SG-1 "racist"?

[Churchill]

One ugly mofo.

That's his mask. He looks like MF beneath that.

[Chaffinch]

How exactly is a ridiculous scenario based loosely on the predator films and a couple of episodes of stargate SG-1 "racist"?

Why Africa?

Why not Bristol?

[doodab]

Why Africa?

Why not Bristol?

Africa is a large area with a broad variety of hazardous terrain and a long history of providing the backdrop for hunting expeditions. It's perfect for the job. In addition, large parts of it are unsuitable for cultivation or human habitation, being desert or subject to frequent droughts and suchlike, and it's climate has been responsible for untold human misery. If you are going to sacrifice a significant land mass then Africa is an obvious choice, and by relocating the surviving half of the existing population somewhere more human friendly we could ensure that no child will ever starve to death in the African sun again.

Bristol would struggle to hold the approx 3.5 billion people whom the aliens would be hunting. It's use would also require most of the "game" to travel considerably further, as assuming a fair per capita distribution of humans to be sacrificed most of them would be coming from S.E Asia. This might seem like a trivial point but these sort of considerations are important if you want the support of the global warming lobby.

[Churchill]

Africa is a large area with a broad variety of hazardous terrain and a long history of providing the backdrop for hunting expeditions. It's perfect for the job. In addition, large parts of it are unsuitable for cultivation or human habitation, being desert or subject to frequent droughts and suchlike, and it's climate has been responsible for untold human misery. If you are going to sacrifice a significant land mass then Africa is an obvious choice, and by relocating the surviving half of the existing population somewhere more human friendly we could ensure that no child will ever starve to death in the African sun again.

Bristol would struggle to hold the approx 3.5 billion people whom the aliens would be hunting. It's use would also require most of the "game" to travel considerably further, as assuming a fair per capita distribution of humans to be sacrificed most of them would be coming from S.E Asia. This might seem like a trivial point but these sort of considerations are important if you want the support of the global warming lobby.

Bristol has caused more than its fair share of misery too. It was one of the points of the slave trade triangle...