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A Glaswegian lad takes his girlfriend home for the first time.
He says "This is Amanda".
His dad jumps up "It's a feckin' what?"
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson
This joke was told to me by a good friend some time ago.
A Scotsman walks into a cake shop.
The assistance says "Will you be having an eclair or a meringue"
He says "you're nay wrang love, I'll have an eclair"
Just saying like.
where there's chaos, there's cash !
I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!
This joke was told to me by a good friend some time ago.
A Scotsman walks into a cake shop.
The assistance says "Will you be having an eclair or a meringue"
He says "you're nay wrang love, I'll have an eclair"
When written, for people who don't speak jock, that will never work
Anyone who wants it explained, pm me
PS - It's actually a pretty good gag !!
When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....
That is entirely why I like to see it written down. I love vocal jokes int he written form.
Me too, surely it helps to read it from a outsiders perspective?
If Frankie Boyle told my first joke to a Glaswegian ordinance they probably wouldn't get it.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson
GJs one is not bad also, but needs a 'real' glasgow accent
I got it.
Noddy Holder shopping for clothes in the 70s
shopkeeper: Would sir like the 17 or 20 inch flares?
Noddy: 20
shopkeeper: Floral or paisley shirt
Noddy: Floral
shopkeeper: Wide or round collar
Noddy Wide
shopkeeper: Kipper tie
Noddy: 2 sugars.
Just saying like.
where there's chaos, there's cash !
I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!
shopkeeper: Would sir like the 17 or 20 inch flares?
Noddy: 20
shopkeeper: Floral or paisley shirt
Noddy: Floral
shopkeeper: Wide or round collar
Noddy Wide
shopkeeper: Kipper tie
Noddy: 2 sugars.
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