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wobbegong replied

9 September 2011, 17:37
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

Oh, okay, but it is a bit racist.

Sickipedia Search Results - half of london (the top one).

That's almost as funny as the joke!

Last edited by wobbegong; 9 September 2011, 17:56.
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shaunbhoy replied

9 September 2011, 15:37
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

I saw a good joke the other day, but I would get an infraction or ban for repeating it.

Oh go on. That's a chance we are prepared to take!
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TimberWolf replied

9 September 2011, 15:37
Originally posted by wobbegong View Post

Come on, TW. Find it on t'interweb and post a link.

Oh, okay, but it is a bit racist.

Sickipedia Search Results - half of london (the top one).
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wobbegong replied

9 September 2011, 15:26
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

I saw a good joke the other day, but I would get an infraction or ban for repeating it.

Come on, TW. Find it on t'interweb and post a link.
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kaiser78 replied

9 September 2011, 13:19
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

I saw a good joke the other day, but I would get an infraction or ban for repeating it.

Whisper it to us
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KentPhilip replied

9 September 2011, 13:16
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

I saw a good joke the other day, but I would get an infraction or ban for repeating it.

Go on and post it you chicken!

(or at least PM it to me )
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OwlHoot replied

9 September 2011, 11:45
Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post

If Frankie Boyle told my first joke to a Glaswegian ordinance they probably wouldn't get it.

Yeah, they'd probably pepper him with grapeshot.
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TimberWolf replied

9 September 2011, 11:44
I saw a good joke the other day, but I would get an infraction or ban for repeating it.
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wobbegong replied

9 September 2011, 09:58
Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post

I got it.

Noddy Holder shopping for clothes in the 70s

shopkeeper: Would sir like the 17 or 20 inch flares?
Noddy: 20
shopkeeper: Floral or paisley shirt
Noddy: Floral
shopkeeper: Wide or round collar
Noddy Wide
shopkeeper: Kipper tie
Noddy: 2 sugars.
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Arturo Bassick replied

9 September 2011, 09:28
Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

GJs one is not bad also, but needs a 'real' glasgow accent

I got it.

Noddy Holder shopping for clothes in the 70s

shopkeeper: Would sir like the 17 or 20 inch flares?
Noddy: 20
shopkeeper: Floral or paisley shirt
Noddy: Floral
shopkeeper: Wide or round collar
Noddy Wide
shopkeeper: Kipper tie
Noddy: 2 sugars.
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gingerjedi replied

9 September 2011, 09:26
Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post

That is entirely why I like to see it written down. I love vocal jokes int he written form.

Me too, surely it helps to read it from a outsiders perspective?

If Frankie Boyle told my first joke to a Glaswegian ordinance they probably wouldn't get it.
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TestMangler replied

9 September 2011, 09:22
Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post

That is entirely why I like to see it written down. I love vocal jokes int he written form.

GJs one is not bad also, but needs a 'real' glasgow accent
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Arturo Bassick replied

9 September 2011, 09:21
Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

When written, for people who don't speak jock, that will never work

Anyone who wants it explained, pm me

PS - It's actually a pretty good gag !!

That is entirely why I like to see it written down. I love vocal jokes int he written form.
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TestMangler replied

9 September 2011, 09:19
Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post

This joke was told to me by a good friend some time ago.

A Scotsman walks into a cake shop.
The assistance says "Will you be having an eclair or a meringue"
He says "you're nay wrang love, I'll have an eclair"

When written, for people who don't speak jock, that will never work

Anyone who wants it explained, pm me

PS - It's actually a pretty good gag !!
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northernladuk replied

9 September 2011, 09:16
Jokes playing on an accent written down = fail

either that or I lose the comedy timing becuase I have to read them over so many times to get the accent right before I can understand it.
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