Tales from the urinal

[MarillionFan]

Popped into the bogs today for a slash. Very odd.

Both cubicles were full. In trap one was some guy who sounded like he had a ferret up his backside and was struggling to get it out, Scottish fella by the sound of it kept mumbling about a chip shop?

From trap two, a low sobbing sound 'I can't do it, boo hoo. I can't do it, boo hoo. It's only £15 boo hoo, it's my second day, they all hate me boo hoo'

Weird.

Almost put me off having a waz.

[TestMangler]

Why did you check the cubicles if you were only having a slash ? You contracted smallcox ?

[darmstadt]

Why didn't you just widdle under the bottom of the doors? Surely it would have consoled them a bit...

[kingcook]

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[d000hg]

Why did you check the cubicles if you were only having a slash ? You contracted smallcox ?

I think he just has a peek in as a matter of course.

[suityou01]

Popped into the bogs today for a slash. Very odd.

Both cubicles were full. In trap one was some guy who sounded like he had a ferret up his backside and was struggling to get it out, Scottish fella by the sound of it kept mumbling about a chip shop?

From trap two, a low sobbing sound 'I can't do it, boo hoo. I can't do it, boo hoo. It's only £15 boo hoo, it's my second day, they all hate me boo hoo'

Weird.

Almost put me off having a waz.