Tales from the urinal

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suityou01 replied

7 September 2011, 20:02
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Popped into the bogs today for a slash. Very odd.

Both cubicles were full. In trap one was some guy who sounded like he had a ferret up his backside and was struggling to get it out, Scottish fella by the sound of it kept mumbling about a chip shop?

From trap two, a low sobbing sound 'I can't do it, boo hoo. I can't do it, boo hoo. It's only £15 boo hoo, it's my second day, they all hate me boo hoo'

Weird.

Almost put me off having a waz.
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d000hg replied

7 September 2011, 18:55
Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

Why did you check the cubicles if you were only having a slash ? You contracted smallcox ?

I think he just has a peek in as a matter of course.
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kingcook replied

7 September 2011, 18:34
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darmstadt replied

7 September 2011, 18:19
Why didn't you just widdle under the bottom of the doors? Surely it would have consoled them a bit...
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TestMangler replied

7 September 2011, 18:02
Why did you check the cubicles if you were only having a slash ? You contracted smallcox ?
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MarillionFan started a topic Tales from the urinal

7 September 2011, 16:45
Tales from the urinal

Popped into the bogs today for a slash. Very odd.

Both cubicles were full. In trap one was some guy who sounded like he had a ferret up his backside and was struggling to get it out, Scottish fella by the sound of it kept mumbling about a chip shop?

From trap two, a low sobbing sound 'I can't do it, boo hoo. I can't do it, boo hoo. It's only £15 boo hoo, it's my second day, they all hate me boo hoo'

Weird.

Almost put me off having a waz.
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