Jesus spotted

[Mich the Tester]

And lo, the Lord did wash his divine face with clearasil and was thence no longer spotted.

[DaveB]

Would he not look more like this?

[samantha]

its just how people interpret each figure they saw..:

[Mich the Tester]

Would he not look more like this?

No that's Demis Roussos

[TimberWolf]

No that's Demis Roussos

And the Virgin Mary turned out to be ectoplasm.

[DaveB]

No that's Demis Roussos

Ah, I knew he looked familiar!

[NotAllThere]

The cloud formation was captured on July 10 and has yet to be scientifically explained.

That's because all the scientists so far approached have told the reporters to bugger off and stop wasting their time.

(Cue nonsense research stories)