Very explicit instructions for you all

[alreadypacked]

Oh I dunno!

[d000hg]

Carry on like this you lot and I'll flounce.

Nobody wants that.

If you're not going to be here, what's the difference... either way we're happy.

[suityou01]

If you're not going to be here, what's the difference... either way we're happy.

Back now



Well nipping out in 5 for the first night of the pool league.

[d000hg]

Back now



Well nipping out in 5 for the first night of the pool league.

This is about as long as your flounces normally last anyway.

Have fun today?

[MarillionFan]

Back now



Well nipping out in 5 for the first night of the pool league.

"It was a tough game but I eventually beat him 2-1 when the ref gave me two shots on the black when he noticed my opponent hadn't been playing with both feet on the ground" - Suityou

[suityou01]

We were 3 games all from the singles going into the last two games of doubles.

I was in the last game of doubles with my usual partner (we are still unbeaten from last season btw).

A draw would have been a fair result as we entered the doubles. The first game was fairly balanced, but we edged it out.

The last game was going our way, until my doubles partner (considered one of the pubs finest, and one of me elder and betters) did something completely daft with our last two remaining balls, ending up with them being both put on the cushion when they were clearly in open play. Worse still he had two shots.

Then after I eventually got my turn, he announce to the pub "it's all there for you son, fill yer boots"



So I did.

One of my trademark full length doubles on the first, width ways double on the second and then the black.

And I was not in the least bit modest about it either.

Pool god. King of the cues. Prince of the planet potters.

[suityou01]

btw, don't forget to keep gnawing away at MF about this day trading thing. Prawn, keep reminding him about how your day trading is so complex HMRC have given up trying to calculate your tax, and how you give Hector a few weeks a year on your gold plated yacht to keep the peace.

SAS, I'd suggest working the angle of the tat shop a bit more, perhaps suggest that's all he's good for and yet he still fecked it up.

AtW can you bring in some taunts about his caravan holidays?

Doodab, perhaps you can try and out grim him with some toilet tales?

I'll do what I can from work but it's going to be tough.

Keep going team.

[NotAllThere]

I'm disappointed with this thread. I thought it was going to be:

Very explicit instructions for you all.

Insert your... (continued p94)

[MarillionFan]

some drivel

Does anyone have a cloth to wipe my shoe? I apprear to have stepped in something.

[mudskipper]

Does anyone have a cloth to wipe my shoe? I apprear to have stepped in something.

You're a contractor ffs. Throw them away and buy a new pair.