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    #31
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I always think Chlamydia sounds like a posh girl from Surrey.
    Chlamydia is what you get from the posh girls in Surrey.

    Hth.

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      #32
      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
      I always think Chlamydia sounds like a posh girl from Surrey.
      John Betjemen's daughter is called Candida, which is also a vaginal yeast infection.

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        #33
        A twenty mile bike ride should sort you out




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          #34
          Is anyone else looking forward to Suitys contribution to the "weekend plans" thread.

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            #35
            Yergh. Bottom related threads from males are not welcome. From the ladies on the other hand...
            bloggoth

            If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
            John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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              #36
              Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
              Yergh. Bottom related threads from males are not welcome. From the ladies on the other hand...
              Where is Hab™ anyway?

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                #37
                Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

                Where is Hab™ anyway?
                Someone in HAB's neck of the woods made several million from a Blackberry app that organised tweets in tabular or thematic form.

                Not sure of the exact details, but Blackberry snaffled the product for several million, at about the time HAB stopped posting.
                Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                  Someone in HAB's neck of the woods made several million from a Blackberry app that organised tweets in tabular or thematic form.

                  Not sure of the exact details, but Blackberry snaffled the product for several million, at about the time HAB stopped posting.
                  He also said he had extremely poor health, so my money is on....

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                    #39
                    Cycling, overweight, smoking, excessive drinking and a raised blood pressure can lead to the onset of the farmers.

                    As does a regular bit of frantic cottaging, so I'm told.
                    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                      #40
                      Organised tweets in tabular or thematic form? It is hard to think of anything more totally pointless. Clearly I am not with it anymore.
                      bloggoth

                      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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